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Murray the lighthouse

Store the gems in inventory.

You don’t exactly want to put these gems where you can’t see them, and a fictional, parallel reality is probably the worst place for them to be.  You just stash them inside Murray.  You might, at a later point, drop him off at some mayor’s office, to serve as a signal if  crime is roaming freely or a giant monster is attacking the city.

What do you do?

19 Suggestions for “Murray the lighthouse”

  1. ChaoticBrain says:

    Curl up with Murray and pretend to sleep.

  2. dsa says:

    DO NOT DROP MURRAY

  3. BoozeAddict says:

    when you arrive, check if there’s a bank. if there is, rise murray up and shout “I have a skull bomb!!”

  4. Koyal says:

    Put one of the gems into your mouth to see if you will have light beamns on your head.
    or
    Put a gem into your forehead, look to murray and say “Counsin!”.
    or
    Feed your bird a gem.
    or
    Point the light beam to diferrent stuff to see how it looks/reacts.
    or
    Use the “energy” beam to increase the “healing” properties of your “HP Powder”.
    or
    ZOMG LAZOR GUNS PEW PEW PEW!!!!!!!

  5. Burnage says:

    Ask Murray to close and open his eyes so you can have a dance party.

  6. Burnage says:

    Ask Murray to close and open his eyes repeatedly so you can have a dance party.

  7. Matoking says:

    Start bombing Jane.

  8. Dreadclaw says:

    Make shadow animals using Murrays Lightbeam on the clouds. Preferably flying dragons. Ignore the panicking townfolk below

  9. Dhawkz says:

    Dude, clearly we need to mix the new explosive mineral with the HP Powder to create HP Explosion…

  10. Riaxh says:

    decide you want to be an ARP warden.

  11. zachary says:

    Isn’t odd that there gas been no son for over three comics cast a light spell to give light(and wake up your party)

  12. jerqod says:

    put as grab another rock and try to absorb it’s magical properties

  13. Doomcat says:

    for gods sake NEXT ALREADY!!

  14. Sharingan123 says:

    Look at the sky.

  15. Necoo says:

    yes that is nice and all but don’t you but murray in your inventory…. it kind of loses its purpose

  16. Wolfhowl44 says:

    drop one on your condoR

  17. Gl1tch says:

    Speaking of Murray…

    Ask Jane why Murray is so important.

    Or an even better idea:

    Map the lands you are flying over.

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