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Ready for skinoff

Okay, that was fun. Get back to your party now.

Your stupidity quota for the morning is filled.  You decide to return to your party, but as you walk away from the giant spire you hear a loud explosion-like sound.  The spire is now airborne and your new yellow friend is…sleeping…yeah, that’s it…

What do you do?

27 Suggestions for “Ready for skinoff”

  1. Wolfhowl44 says:

    take a bone as an memento

  2. Uoteau says:

    Keep on walking. You didn’t see or hear anything bad happen, so it’s OK.

  3. Doomcat says:

    go over to the “sleeping” friend and overdramaticly cry over his body and yell ‘NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’ at the sky

  4. Ratzmaus says:

    Shake your head… they have pretty noisy moscitos here!

  5. Koyal says:

    Look to Jane and say “That is NOT my fault!”.

  6. Riaxh says:

    whats so special about that?

  7. Eric says:

    Just keep walking, like nothing happened. If you see a a blonde guy with sunglasses name Horatio Caine, just keep walking.

  8. dylan says:

    investigate what happened

  9. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Next?

  10. Garsemor says:

    Lote the “sleeping” friends corps, he is shure to have somthing.

  11. ForeverLoading says:

    Mix the ash in with your Fairy Dust to make HP Powder +.

  12. me123 says:

    That must be because you out-weirded the guy!

  13. ChaoticBrain says:

    “Okay, I know what this looks like, but I just wanna say… THIS IS NOT MY FAULT!”

  14. ray281193 says:

    Place the dude’s ash into your inventory

  15. Necoo says:

    ……how about the bird…. the only thing that matters is the bird

  16. Fred says:

    Track that rocket! It must be important to your quest!

  17. Burnage says:

    Ask the GM if you get any exp for standing around near the guy when he “fell asleep”.

  18. Supernerd says:

    Kill the sleeping guy for exp.

  19. Zlith says:

    Make a wish.

  20. Benny says:

    Do a victory dance?

  21. zachary says:

    cry over it

  22. Necoo says:

    BIRDY!!!! WHAT HAPPONED TO BIRDY!!! YOU NEED TO KNOW IF IT IS THE LAST THING YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Wolfhowl44 says:

    play a funeral dirge with the triangle

  24. Gl1tch says:

    Map this city on your map
    or
    Ask Jane why Murray is so important
    or
    Continue your journey to the mysterious man who’s tracking
    or
    Examine the surrounding town

  25. Lord of the Forest says:

    Initiate dramatic gasp.

  26. zachary says:

    tell the world your sins

  27. [...] There goes Murray. This all seems quite familiar. [...]

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