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Just as you approach the exit of this mousey-hell, someone who is NOT getting an invitation for your birthday party this year suddenly decides to wake up all the rats.

What do you do?

34 Suggestions for “Rise and shred”

  1. Wilpah says:

    Whack the Rat with the exclamation mark and RUN FOR YOUR MANHOOD!

  2. Itu says:

    Time for a battle already (you do need some exp)

  3. ForeverLoading says:

    Loot the exclamation point and run!

  4. me123 says:

    Use the hp powder; there is a magical fairy inside so it must replenish mana.
    or
    figure out if mages can wack stuff with their rods; if they can, do so, if they can<t oh well…
    or
    RRRRUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!

  5. Eric says:

    Strangle the rat with the magic rope.

  6. Bennie says:

    Offer the fake facial hair to the rat, reminding him that to become a great chef like Ratatoui that he must wear it with pride.

  7. K17U says:

    Run out there and reach the magical rope to Krinn. Then whack her with your staff.

  8. ChaoticBrain says:

    The chef’s name wasn’t Ratatoui… or Ratatouille either. It was Remy.

    On another note, run.

  9. FinalStrik3 says:

    Just run!

  10. caberea says:

    give krinn the rope and run.

  11. Ronto says:

    Kick Jane to incinerate.

  12. MrRobert214 says:

    Well, you do need some XP, so…

    WHACK IT TO DEATH WITH YOUR STAFF!!!

  13. Zlith says:

    Vegetate the rat.

  14. dylan says:

    open bag of unknown

  15. Riaxh says:

    next yourself out of there!

  16. Koyal says:

    Now it seems a good time to mount a rat!

    or

    Toss the “HP Powder” on the rats mouth when it is about to bite you.

  17. necoo says:

    ignor the man-eating rats and continue pulling murray out of the hole

  18. JamestheElf says:

    Complete an excellent impersonation of a marathon runner and GET THE #$@%!^ OUT OF THERE!!!

  19. JamestheElf says:

    By #$%!^, I meant “MURRY”.

  20. Ratzmaus says:

    James? James! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!

    *game over*

    WHAT!!! You’re not dead, turn slowly around when you feel rat’s breath in your neck and then make MEOW! to scare the rats.

  21. The One Guy says:

    Just keep pulling, they’re just rats.

  22. autoglassmasterclass says:

    RUNNNNNNNN!!!!

  23. Supernerd says:

    Hide in the corner while your party members deal with the rats.

  24. Dreadclaw says:

    Tie jane to the rat with the magical rope and let darwin decide the rest.

  25. zachary says:

    sing the Jane song

  26. Nikochan says:

    hit the rat once with your staff, then run and let the others take care of them (so you will get the XP

  27. Gl1tch says:

    Use noise from high-pitched triangle to stun the rats.

  28. Wolfhowl44 says:

    it is time. OPEN THE BAG OF RANDOM miraculous POWEAR!!!

  29. HORKAK says:

    open bag

  30. mark says:

    @GM’s srry i got, irritated, popular demand has always been the way for me, it’s your site, i’ve enjoyed it b4, and will continue to post my best ideas, if i may…..

    well, you got your wish, tell Krin to whoop Rhode’s ass, if he is still there, meanwhile, cower behind Jane

  31. Rick says:

    Wish for a large hunk of cheese to appear.

  32. Maxx says:

    BOSS TIME! Giant rats seem epic enough to be a boss and we haven’t had one yet! With epic boss music to boot…. or ray.

  33. an alien says:

    open the bag. and don’t forget the awesome music.

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