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Tiramisu

Resist the urge to press “Home.”

Not much you could do even if you weren’t resisting this urge.  How are you even supposed to be clicking these things?  Instead, you just head to the roof of the high tower.  You wish someone had invented elevators…whatever those are.

What do you do?

31 Suggestions for “Tiramisu”

  1. Carnath says:

    next

  2. Megaflareon says:

    next

  3. dsad says:

    where is Ray?

  4. ChaoticBrain says:

    Stop walking up the stairs because the area directly ahead of you is on fire.

  5. Necoo says:

    WHAT climbing the stairs, what kind of crappy era is this, smash the wall in attempt to collapse the whole building… if you have to climb stairs to reach the top floor why not bring the top floor to you

  6. someguy says:

    take a torch with you upside the stairs just incase you come to a dark area.

  7. ForeverLoading says:

    Stand on the stairs sideways so going back down the stairs looks like going up the stairs.

  8. Eric says:

    Drink a mana potion. There may be a boss at the top of the tower and you don’t want to waste a turn drinking a potion.

  9. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Do NOT invent the telephone.

  10. Maxx says:

    Ask your team what to do. I guess they matter too.

  11. Koyal says:

    Climbing is for losers, jump out of the nearest window in a dramatic pose and leavitate yourself to the roof.

  12. zachary says:

    sing the killjoy song so Jane gets mad and throws you to the roof

  13. me123 says:

    Finaly something happens!!
    Next

  14. Dreamstorm says:

    What’s this? A story line?!
    Next! (PLEASE!)

  15. sir rex noah says:

    toyuijhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  16. Supernerd says:

    Hold shift and next.

  17. Wilpah says:

    Look in the direction of the orange light. See what’s going on.

  18. Dreadclaw says:

    Recite Tolstoj.

  19. Caucheka says:

    PRESS THE ZERG KEY!!! KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKE

  20. pieman says:

    next

    or run to top and kill all mounts that you cant afourd

  21. Gl1tch says:

    Ask Jane why Murray is so important.

    Please?

  22. Bennie says:

    What do I do? What can one do? Climb stairs; next.

  23. JamestheElf says:

    Theorize the possible sollutions to philisophical problems until you reach the end of the stairs.
    AND/OR
    Break Reality.

  24. HORKAK says:

    envent elavaders

  25. fishsicles says:

    Liquefy the stairs, and then vegitate a platform to carry you upwards faster. And laugh at Jane for not thinking of something better.

  26. Fred says:

    Once you’re on the roof, stare at the sunset. Appreciate the beauty of nature. Because it’s the last thing you’ll see before going blind.

  27. Koyal says:

    This is boring, take Murray out of the inventory and tell him a scary tale about a bone-eating monster.

  28. ray281193 says:

    Sleep on the stairs

  29. caberea says:

    wonder why the heck your in a tower.

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