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Tower defence

Once you’re on the roof, stare at the sunset. Appreciate the beauty of nature.

It is pretty nice.

What do you do?

21 Suggestions for “Tower defence”

  1. Dreadclaw says:

    Let CondoR go. He will surely appreciate the gesture and come back out of guilt!

  2. Rick says:

    Contemplate the fact that your robe has somehow turned golden, even though blue robes are purple in red light and green in yellow light.

  3. Input says:

    Duel to the death!!!

  4. Dreamstorm says:

    Next

  5. The One Guy says:

    Attack CondoR and before you’re done, suddenly get caught up in the beauty of nature and forget that you were fighting.

    OR

    Put CondoR back in inventory.

  6. ForeverLoading says:

    Time to do what you did to that fairy way back then…

  7. Supernerd says:

    Flip it the bird!

  8. dylan says:

    store the condor back in your inventory

  9. Uoteau says:

    Seconded ForeverLoading

  10. zachary says:

    You are hungey and need dinner … you want some BIRD or DON’T DO IT HE HAS A WIFE AND KIDS

  11. Koyal says:

    Bite it!

    or

    Make a movie-like fight scene, nearly fall of the roof, slow motion hits, acrobatic dodges and all that stuff.

  12. someguy says:

    FIGHT

  13. Matoking says:

    Thrust fist forwards to the condoR while shouting “FFAALLCCOONNN PUUNNCCHH!”

  14. Bennie says:

    Ask the bird to a duel. Whoever reaches the ground, from the tower (and current jumping position), first wins.

  15. Carnath says:

    i third ForeverLoading

  16. dsad says:

    TIME TO SOME WWE WRESTLING.
    TODAY JAMES VS. CONDOR

  17. Gl1tch says:

    Ask Jane why Murray is so important.

  18. an alien says:

    Now we are suicide jumping out of an air tower. Will we turn undead?

  19. Necoo says:

    use your god-like, super human, teleconnectic abilities to snap the birds neck

  20. ChaoticBrain says:

    Scream “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN… DOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!”

  21. Megaflareon says:

    Make a reference to an old and unfunny internet meme

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