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A literate sir

Await dramatic description of his evil plot.

Where did this armchair come from anyway?

What do you do?

14 Suggestions for “A literate sir”

  1. ray281193 says:

    Shove that armchair into your inventory

  2. Loof says:

    Side with the draconic gent. killing the party membaers that won’t follow you.

  3. nooB says:

    Cast sex change on the draconic gent.

  4. me123 says:

    BATTLE!!!

  5. Dirk Karavalenge says:

    Take off the double monocle dramatically.

  6. Fred says:

    Brace yourself for battle, evil fiend, for Murray is our friend and we will ever let unmanly hands lay a finger on him!

  7. Matoking says:

    Jump and do a backflip and start beating him up with bear hands.

  8. an alien says:

    “Over my dead body” and incinerate all that you can in the room.

  9. Carnath says:

    Hope he explains what exactly the skull does.

  10. Gl1tch says:

    Take scientific an detailed notes.

  11. jerqod says:

    offer him the levitating fancy hat in exchange for a fake battle in which you win.

  12. jerqod says:

    give him the paper with the naked gent on it and while he’s distracted make a dash for the stairs

  13. Supernerd says:

    Accuse him of lying, then lie and say you already figured out the password and the skull didn’t explode.

  14. Dreamstorm says:

    One of the following ideas posted above:
    Karavalenge: Take off the double monocle dramatically
    Fred: “Brace yourself for battle, evil fiend, for Murray is our friend and we will ever let unmanly hands lay a finger on him!”
    Jerqod: Give him the paper with the naked gent on it and while he’s distracted make a dash for the stairs

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