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Joe/James

Barge into the castle and scream something dramatic.

Now that they have your attention.

What do you do?

17 Suggestions for “Joe/James”

  1. an alien says:

    leave the rest to Jane.

  2. Zonath says:

    Claim diplomatic immunity as ambassador of the elven people, then do something illegal.

  3. ray281193 says:

    Keep repeating it over and over again until they kick you out

  4. dylan says:

    buy the castle with your money

  5. me123 says:

    Ask him if you can go and pretend to be listening to the philosophical (aka boring) stuff he’ll surelly say.

  6. Koyal says:

    Run away and quickly cast liquify/invisibility/sex change on your self to avoid the guards.

  7. zachary says:

    turn into a puppy. no one can say no to a puppy.

  8. Gl1tch says:

    Demand a boat as punishment for his treachery.

  9. Dreamstorm says:

    No worries. Surely the guards will respect your diplomatic immunity!

  10. Kaelgren says:

    What they said…

  11. JamestheElf says:

    Really, Really hope that there aren’t any high level foreign people nearby named Yu.

  12. Supernerd says:

    Sorry but I cant help you this time James. You reached that level of stupid where even I cant think of something that would help you out. Just next and hope things dont go really really badly.

  13. Matoking says:

    Demand a boat.

    Also, celebrate 300th panel somehow.

  14. Koyal says:

    300th panel?
    I second Matoking, this deserves a celebration.

  15. dsa says:

    buy a first class ticket

  16. Necoo says:

    make up a huge rant about how he lied

  17. Man says:

    Change the subject to make everyone think your crazy!

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