Stupid demon!!! Elves can’t sleep!!!
Nor would you have the time to sleep! So much to do, with your very important position as mayor!
What do you do?
Stupid demon!!! Elves can’t sleep!!!
Nor would you have the time to sleep! So much to do, with your very important position as mayor!
What do you do?
well if you can’t sleep that means this must be reality…. and i see lolrus go for him
oh by the way 61 panels left
Seek answer to James’s destiny from Lolrus.
Go fire a few of your Teachy assistants.
Take Lolrus and slap yourself in the face with him.
2nd matoking
Pinch yourself. Break your legs. Think of Jane. Have a nervous breakdown. Realize how boring it is to be mayor of a perfect dreamworld. Do anything you can to WAKE UP!!!
Since your so obviously not dreaming, start flying towards adventure!
ask mister sun if he wants a lollypop, then stroll naked through town. isn’t reality grand?
if this is a dream, then you must not be an elf. go seek out your true destiny!
Second Doomcat
As your first act as mayor, organize a project to repair the color of the grass and sky, then ascertain a monacle that is not just drawn on.
wake up befor she rapes you!!!!!!!
or have a nightmare that kills the demon
2nd pieman. think of the worst thing possable, the most horrable,picture possable, that couls petrafy the devil himself.
Wet Dream Time?!?!?
Tell one of your Techy assistants to go keel that creepy looking sun.
Snap out of your fantasy
Speak to the llama of the tree and forget the table’s name while the clock in the volcano licks your eye.
Tell Techy to have the grand hall ready for you,its lolrus day and you have to be the there for he hot (elf or none elf) women and jelly.
Squish Techy, as he is so small.
Where are the rest of the people that you had imagined adventuring with earlier?
Oooh jolly good, I do believe it’s teatime with Techy clone #85. Lolrussian Tea!
Next
Do the ending Romeo and juliet and kill yourself like romeo.
plus by technacality don’t spells like that atack the insomnia.
Throw hp powder at it.
Go save the city from danger.
Next
I keep telling you to have naughty dreams about the dream demon lady.
61 panels left! this merits a “The End Is Nigh” sign!
Create a MAYORAL SASH out of old cables, then peel label from can of MAYO and affix to sash.
@ Ericgm, This is technically not a dream, but a hallucination. I mean reality.
Augh! Jane! Why aren’t you doing something?
First pinch yourself. If you don’t get out of your hallucination… maybe you need to kill that demon in your hallucination? Ask one of the techies where your greatest enemy is.
Order your Techys to make sure Jamestown is free of any bards.
Aprove a law that forbiddens killjoy behaviour in Jamestown.
fix the colour of the grass, sun, hp/mp/exp bars
What happened to your round hat?
Find Jane. She knows everything.
kick the air.
Kill the spirit pretending to be Duncan, then activate the Fade Pedestal.
…Waaait…