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As if

Whatever you do, do NOT invite the bandit leader to your party.

You had no intentions of doing anything of the sort. He can stay with his dead guild all he likes, while you cannot allow yourself such frivolities. You grab the Jane-pack or whatever and get going.

What do you do?

34 Suggestions for “As if”

  1. Eric says:

    Ask Deblin why the now dead guild was chasing him.

  2. Input says:

    Why isn’t the red eye effect on Jane anymore?

  3. Dreamstorm says:

    Distribute the loot and continue your journey to Joshua

  4. Muffinmanifestation says:

    Take a look at the map.

  5. TannimFodder says:

    Next.

  6. Riaxh says:

    make small talk with Deblin

  7. Djorin Fa says:

    Skip merrily along to Joshua with your party.

  8. ChaoticBrain says:

    Ask Deblin why the now dead guild was chasing him.

  9. Gl1tch says:

    Ask Deblin why the guild was after him.

  10. Greenwind says:

    Ask Deblin where he got all those skulls for his tent.

  11. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Talk to Deblin

  12. Moltrox says:

    Next

  13. spidersnail says:

    Talk to Deblin as you leave.

  14. pieman170 says:

    next

  15. Chaotick says:

    Ask Deblin if he’s happy now.

  16. Vozw says:

    Ask Deblin to explain why the guild was after him.

  17. Thane says:

    Make Deblin do some explainin’

  18. Jenn the Hen says:

    Ask Deblin to reanimate the dead guild members so you can have an awesome group of zombie groupies following you. And you can have tea with them, they will do your laundry, attack your enemies and they can even dance for you. Wow wouldn’t that be amazing!

  19. dudeman says:

    Think of others for once! Imagin how sad an heart-bokn htat bandit boss must feel!!

  20. Kaelgren says:

    Give Jane a kiss.

  21. hero122 says:

    continue to joshua singing the song move along.

  22. ray281193 says:

    Cast Incinerate onto the Bandit leader

  23. Uoteau says:

    Next

  24. Dreamstorm says:

    @ Jenn the Hen
    sounds like ‘next’ to me ;)

  25. zachary says:

    Find the body rebuilder

  26. 794 says:

    next (the bandits were after deblin because he owed them 3,000,000 coins and it was said on a previous frame. Deblin :<<Remember when i said u to give me 3,000,000 gp? Well i needed them.)

  27. MasterNinja says:

    Scream GET TO THA CHOPPA for no apparent reason

  28. necoo says:

    cast animate on a few of the dead bandits to bring agony the bandit leader

  29. Niriw says:

    Talk to Deblin

  30. Reginald McMuffin says:

    Cast sex change on the bandit leader as he wallows in his misery, and then see what misfortune befalls you next.

  31. bamboo says:

    i second regi

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