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Buttocks handed to him

Tell that mage you don’t have the skull anymore.


You hope that wasn’t meant for you.

What do you do?

50 Suggestions for “Buttocks handed to him”

  1. Uoteau says:

    oh goo, another dead “friend”. Take him outside and tell his party members to help him.

  2. Dreamstorm says:

    FLEE the scene of battle!

  3. caberea says:

    throw jane at deblin and (either) smile awkwardly or run

  4. Coryen2 says:

    Look around to see who hit Rhode and thank them profusely.

  5. FinalStrik3 says:

    Turn to face Deblin like a man. Or woman, whichever you prefer.

  6. Michos says:

    Run away to see who shoot Deblin.

  7. Moltrox says:

    Poo your pants.

  8. pieman says:

    next

  9. dudeman says:

    thank deblin

  10. dudeman says:

    quickly map the area your in
    or
    Think of the options you currently have

  11. Gl1tch says:

    Ask him to join your party
    or
    RUN!
    or
    ask him about anyone else who could help with your Jane problem

  12. Dreamstorm says:

    recite a poet

  13. Dreamstorm says:

    poem even :)

  14. Parish_Farmer says:

    Pray to your various elf gods!

  15. Supernerd says:

    Check to see if Deblin is going to try to kill you now.

  16. fishsicles says:

    Save Rhode and run.

  17. hero122 says:

    thank deblin. rhode was rune anyways…”rude rhode’…catchy!

  18. 794 says:

    SUPER MEGA FIGHT SCENE TIME!

  19. Koyal says:

    Panic and do something really stupid.
    or
    Try your usual aproach.
    or
    Run away and scream for help.
    or
    Ask Deblin what the hell was that.
    or
    Amplify yourself and try to buy enough time for your (or Rhode’s) party to arrive.
    or
    Run away, leave Rhode to die, its not like you care.
    or
    Be the hero.

  20. zlith says:

    Thank you good sir. That orange fellow was most irksome.

    Even though “Orange is the most manly color in the visible spectrum.

  21. me123 says:

    Turn to Deblin and ask him why he did that.

  22. someguy says:

    turn around dramatically

  23. Wilpah says:

    Scream “RHODE!”
    OR
    Hooray. Deblin killed a stalker. Thank him.

  24. Some Stranger says:

    Go to the nearest pub and get something to drink.

  25. eliasbloodmoon says:

    Point your staff/wand/implement at Deblin and say, “Woah, woah, woah. Hold on there.”

  26. Some Stranger says:

    Or, (sorry for double posting) hand Deblin the Draconic gents flyer as a reward.

  27. Gir says:

    Turn around and scream something dramatic.
    or
    Pwned!

  28. Eric says:

    Ignore the death of Rhode and prepare for battle.

  29. an alien says:

    Throw a Light spell at him followed by incinerate.

  30. Angelus says:

    ask why he did that.

  31. Ratzmaus says:

    Press Home, press Home! Restart restart! QUICK BEFORE YOU DIE !!!!

  32. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Run.
    Runrunrunrurnrurnrurnrurnrunrurn! And don’t look back!

  33. HellMage501 says:

    Fear me for I am the leader of the I2ndexaliber Party!
    Roll die20 for bluff check.

  34. pivotman99 says:

    Call shenanigans.

  35. HORKAK says:

    make a snappy remark

  36. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Earn xp for defeating your enemy, AKA fulfilling a quest.

  37. dudeman says:

    locate your party

  38. Wolfhowl44 says:

    It’s time to buy a GTFO

  39. mahta says:

    scream like a little girl

  40. necoo says:

    laugh at Rhode’s pain

  41. HellMage501 says:

    Wet Robes

  42. Niriw says:

    Do as always, pretend nothing just happened and leave.

  43. Lancer says:

    Think about why you didn’t suspect a half-demon might be evil.

  44. MasterNinja says:

    Ask deblin to wait so we can hear the rest of Rhodes story/why he wants to talk to you now that you lost the skull

  45. Angryguy says:

    MAGE BATTLE ONCE AGAIN

  46. Chaotick says:

    Quick, incinerate the tent while Deblin is distracted blasting Rhode apart.

  47. ray281193 says:

    Drag Rhode out of Deblin’s place

  48. Dreadclaw says:

    Put your hand on Rhode’s chest and recite “Death be not proud though some have called thee mighty and dreadful, for thou art not soe.”

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