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Home arrest?

ADVENTURE!

Just as you walk out of the city of…triangular buildings, a group of bandits stops you.

What do you do?

37 Suggestions for “Home arrest?”

  1. Burnage says:

    Get Krinn to reason with them,
    or
    Get Deblin to kill them.

  2. Khale says:

    Hurl snarky insults at them whilst making lewd comments and gestures about all of their mothers.

  3. Eric says:

    Yell “swiper no swiping” until they leave from being annoyed, boredom or some other reason.

  4. Trent says:

    Shoo them away

  5. MrPieman says:

    Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    or
    Ask Deblin to explain

  6. Gir says:

    It seems that Deblin won’t help here, otherwise he would have been long gone by now. Run for your life!

  7. zlith says:

    Techy. negotiate.

  8. dudeman says:

    look quizzically at deblin.
    or
    Ask deblin what the heck the bandits need

  9. Claim Ray is a full demon, and trade them him instead.

  10. someguy says:

    FIGHT!!!!!

  11. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Ask no questions! Just start kicking butt!

  12. Dreadclaw says:

    Use your charisma to attempt reasoning in a civil manner!

  13. Fishes says:

    Find their leader in that crowd.

  14. Dreamstorm says:

    Have Deblin … ‘deal’… with it

  15. ChaoticBrain says:

    Put two and two together and realize that Deblin is just a poseur if he can’t stand up to a band of measly bandits. And erase that ’1′ in his level while you’re at it.

  16. Niriw says:

    “Techy, you handle it”

  17. Greenwind says:

    Use your Charisma to look suave while destroying the group of bandits.

  18. angelus says:

    do something random.

  19. Strokend says:

    Erase/crossout the 5 in Deblin’s chatbox. He’s obviously not level 15 if bandits make him stop in his tracks.

  20. Farchiten says:

    Deblin + Fake facial hair + Fancy hat = “Oh, you aren’t Deblin”

  21. Dreamstorm says:

    Engage in epic combat with the bandits… using your Charisma

  22. Yipyap33 says:

    Dive for the nearest triangle!

  23. caberea says:

    Recite the amazing tale of your adventures to them

  24. me123 says:

    INCINERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. 794 says:

    KICK ASS and get exp

  26. Nate says:

    You have full mana and backup, and Deblin can’t be entirely out of ammo. Just fight the bitches. Worst come to worst you just throw Techy as a distraction and run, he’s far too useless for the gods to let die.

  27. BLARGH says:

    “Wait a minute”,You exclaim as you realize why deblin wanted to leave.

  28. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Pift!!! Only a small band of thugs? Ray, kill them.

  29. mahta says:

    Smite them.

  30. mark says:

    second all who say fighting words, personally mine is: ANIMATE ROCK!!!!!

  31. KathTeaChin says:

    EXPERIENCEPOINTZ!!!EXPERIENCEPOINTZ!!!EXPERIENCEPOINTZ!!!EXPERIENCEPOINTZ!!!EXPERIENCEPOINTZ!!!EXPERIENCEPOINTZ!!!EXPERIENCEPOINTZ!!!EXPERIENCEPOINTZ!!! XPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXP!!!!

  32. Supernerd says:

    Inquire about the guy named Bandit Leader.

  33. Chaotick says:

    Stay from a safe distance while you make out their levels.

  34. necoo says:

    without waiting for an explanation liquefy the ground that they are standing on

  35. Koyal says:

    Chain cast liquify, no thinking, just do it.

  36. DS says:

    Give deblin janes dress and claim he is your elderly aunt

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