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Let Jane do the thinking for now.

You’ve done enough as it is.  It’s like the rest of your party decided to not be part of any important conversations or decisions.  It’s time someone else did something!  Jane is probably the most well-equipped for this situation anyway.  What is a level 3 elf supposed to do?  You’ve served as nothing but a punching bag this entire trip and you’re getting really sick and tired of it.  When will it be James’ time to shine?  When will YOU be the one with a double-digit level?  When will YOU…

Oh.

What do you do?

30 Suggestions for “How convenient”

  1. Burnage says:

    Throw it at the dragon. It solved the cages didn’t it? Oh wait…

  2. Razorbeard says:

    Open it!!!!

  3. Nikochan says:

    don’t open it! :D

  4. Koyal says:

    Start a dramatic speech about how the dragon should fear the power of the mighty bag of things unknown, then reveal its marvelous contents.
    or
    Make sure condoR isnt around, then open the bag.

  5. Koyal says:

    Remember your oath, lets make sure this is the very last hope, because you’re a man of your word.
    or
    Remember your oat, you still have to try other stuff before opening the bag, like asking politely or begging for your life.

  6. Chaotick says:

    Just my thought. Always it’s somebody else.

    GET TO BUSINESS. Liquify the claw of the dragon, then open the bag (how are you going to get to it otherwise?

  7. K17U says:

    Reach for it and realize that it’s just barely out of reach.

  8. Iccc says:

    Throw it at the dragons head

  9. autoglassmasterclass says:

    “THERE’S STILL NO KEY, YOU LITTLE ^%*&(%$^*$^*(*(!!!!!!!!”

  10. Chaotick says:

    …ever remembered the blacksmith in that town opened it up for you?

  11. Gl1tch says:

    Cast animate on the bag, and have your bag minion do the fighting.

  12. me123 says:

    Let it be tons of xp…

  13. Dreamstorm says:

    Reach for the bag! (and the key!)

  14. mark says:

    Why not just liquify the whole dragon…

    if you wanna get awsome then animate the water and cast light while its being animated to make it a light water beast

  15. mark says:

    or second me123

  16. Phoenicorn says:

    cast sex change on the bag.

  17. Supernerd says:

    Open the bag and use its contents to stop the dragon. If it turns out the bag is completely useless, try politely asking the dragon to get off you instead.

  18. ChaoticBrain says:

    ^ What he said.

  19. an alien says:

    ALL OF THE ABOVE.

  20. midnight says:

    distract the dragon by asking it how many toes does a fish have and how many wings on a cow as you reach for the bag of things unknown

  21. dudeman says:

    we still have that useless bag!

  22. dudeman says:

    liquefy your self to escape the dragon then open the bag of things unkown

  23. Uoteau says:

    Now it’s James time to shine! Maybe…

  24. JamestheElf says:

    Open the bag while severelly wishing that it contains dragon’s bain, a magic sword, or a portal out of here. If it is completelly useless, then cry.

  25. tgdda says:

    eat the onion.

  26. Dreamstorm says:

    (PS: That’s not an onion -.-)

  27. The One Guy says:

    Open the bag, and use only what is in the bag to defeat the dragon (no matter what it is).

  28. hero122 says:

    “dramatic wind from the ground” open,the bag of things unknown.

  29. Spok says:

    Liquify seems to kill stuff pretty easily, so casting it in the dragon should get you into the double digit levels.

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