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Hypocrisy

Say that you have some work for him.

Half-demons are hard to deal with.

What do you do?

23 Suggestions for “Hypocrisy”

  1. Dreadclaw says:

    Challenge him to a duel of (nit)wits!

  2. Chimic says:

    Use reverse psychology..

  3. Danny says:

    Challenge him to a duel (u dont have a chance) :D

  4. Szkieletor says:

    Treat him to liquify his hammock if he won’t lower the price.

  5. emperorexposition says:

    Confuzzle him and then trick him into helping.

  6. Meman says:

    Notice that he still has three arms

  7. ChaoticBrain says:

    Ask him what quest he needs you to run before he’ll revive Jane for free.

  8. hero122 says:

    ask him what can you do for some discounts.

  9. Chaotick says:

    Errrrr… ask him if 9000 gp is enough for a ressurection.

  10. me123 says:

    Does dancing count as money?

  11. pieman says:

    do not waste your money here

  12. uber says:

    incinerate him

  13. zachary says:

    say Or else

  14. Kaelgren says:

    Offer to give him a “throat massage” and to clean his toe cuticles.

  15. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Just move on.

  16. Dreamstorm says:

    Leave the village, this guy is a joke.

  17. Nevyrmoore says:

    Haggle on the price.

  18. Gl1tch says:

    Offer him Murray in exchange for the resurrection
    or
    Threaten him to do it
    or
    Beg.

  19. Input says:

    Offer him the picture of the Dragonic Gent.

  20. The One Guy says:

    Project an image of yourself saying “Help me Deblin-Wan-Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”

  21. necoo says:

    make a lolrus statue and offer him that for the cost of the resurrection

  22. mahta says:

    Threaten to give ray an instrument and leave him here.

  23. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Show your awesome elf-foo to scare him into reviving Jane.

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