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This isn’t where I parked my dragon

Wet robes.

WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY ahead of you.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “This isn’t where I parked my dragon”

  1. Phoenicorn says:

    yell jane for help

  2. tgdda says:

    Confuzzle the dragon.

  3. Eric says:

    Tell the dragon that you’re James the Elf. An almighty Ambassador who has slain the evil Dairen, freed a magical forest from a wicked Fairy, defeated the crabpeople that were plotting to conquer Bandelin from their underground caverns, cured the central bandeline citizens from a magical caused mental desease, shuttered a dangerous rock golem into one thousand pieces, and just recently prevented an imminent Zombie apocalypse. All of them you did completely alone, so you’re absolutely no go they’d want to get in trouble with.

  4. K17U says:

    Liquify yourself, to escape the grip of the Dragon. then levitate your liquid self to somewhere high up.
    Then solidify again doing an awesome pose.

  5. K17U says:

    But what eric said works as well :P

  6. hero122 says:

    use vegitate the ground, then animate the vegitation,holding him down for a quick enterence to the tower.

  7. Darthcaboose says:

    Cast sex change on the dragon and then confuzzle!

  8. Supernerd says:

    Definitely cast liquefy on yourself.

  9. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Plead for mercy and offer it fake facial hair.

  10. Koyal says:

    Bite the dragon!
    or
    Run away, then come back disguised, pretend to be one of the guests for the party the evil dude was talking about.

  11. ChaoticBrain says:

    Cast liquefy on the dragon, or on his fire breath.

  12. dylan says:

    have techy solve it

  13. JamestheElf says:

    Apologize. Hopefully, it will understand.

  14. yemDX says:

    Apologise.

  15. Gl1tch says:

    Start crying.

  16. Nikochan says:

    pretend to be dead.
    and hope the dragon isn’t hungry

  17. me123 says:

    JJJJAAANNNNEEEEE!!!!!!

  18. The One Guy says:

    I second Darthcaboose.

  19. Chaotick says:

    This is what i mean. There were many elaborate options to get down that dragon, yet you choose the one to wet your robes.

    Amplify yourself 2 times.

  20. Wilpah says:

    ALVIINNNNNNNNN!

  21. Wilpah says:

    Now you’ve done it Charlie.

  22. necoo says:

    cast incinerate then cast amplify on your incinerate then cast animate on your amplified incinerate to make a phoenix… im gonna keep saying this till either you guys take the option or it no longer becomes a valid choice…

    oh by the way 44 panels left

  23. ray281193 says:

    Animate some rock to hit the dragon on the head

  24. Uoteau says:

    Let Jane do the thinking for now. You are comfortable in your position right now.

  25. Flying Chuck Norris says:

    Levitate your wet robes and slap the dragon with them.

  26. zlith says:

    Attack with Draconic Gents.

  27. zachary says:

    kiss the dragon to stun him (or her) and run

  28. ForeverLoading says:

    Animate the tower!

    Giant robot fighting towers pwn.

  29. Stalled says:

    Attempt to reason with the dragon.

  30. dudeman says:

    do something with that mustache

  31. dudeman says:

    or the draonic gents poster

  32. Megaflareon says:

    Watch your life flash before your eyes

  33. midnight says:

    start speaking elvish to the dragon and ask why such a noble creature is working for something much inferior to it and hope that the dragon realizes that you are right and it gets mad and attacks the lich

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