Offer him your divine elixir recipe in exchange for his services.
or
Drop all your gold on the floor, plus the magic floating hat and add a romantic dinner with Krinn (or Ray… who knows…) to the offer.
or
Punch him, in the face.
“It’s all bluff. Joshua is the only one that knows something of it, and surely more than you, not that that’s much of an achievement.” While walking out of the tent.
“It’s all bluff. Joshua is the only one that knows something of it, and surely more than you, not that that’s much of an achievement.” While walking out of the tent.
Animate the fake facial hair, and offer him the amazing pet you just made.
or
Animate Murfy (you fake Murray with is just outside) and offer him in exchanger for the services.
or
Incinerate his skulls.
Offer him your divine elixir recipe in exchange for his services.
or
Drop all your gold on the floor, plus the magic floating hat and add a romantic dinner with Krinn (or Ray… who knows…) to the offer.
or
Punch him, in the face.
Grab the cube and challenge him to a skill contest.
Challenge him on a horadric cube duel
“It’s all bluff. Joshua is the only one that knows something of it, and surely more than you, not that that’s much of an achievement.” While walking out of the tent.
Leave him be. He really HAS wasted too much of your time.
Spam his store until silenced/banned.
take the cube and say “when you bring her back you can have this back”
Forget about it just leave
Take the bet
Give him the Draconic gents poster.
I second yipyap33
forget him lets get the other guy
Fool, little does he knows you love bets
Bet 5000Gp he can’t reconstruct Jane organs
Take the bet.
i second angryfuy (again) Bet 5000Gp he can’t reconstruct Jane organs
have Krin do the talking she is the smarst one since jane died
Confuzzle him.
or
Sex change him.
or
Amplify yourself and kick his ass.
give ray an instrument and run.
or
party attack.
cast your own cool levitation spell.
or
cast a really cool spell to trump his
Confuse him so you can manipulate him into doing whatever he is supposed to do with Jane.
Ask him one last time if he’s going to ressurect your friend. If not, just leave while flipping the bird. If he accepts, haggle in a serious way.
Demand a refund for his poor services.
Sure, I bet this fake mustache.
OR
Bribe him with a copy of draconic gents.
Try a Falcon Punch!
Cast Animate the Cube, it’s the only way.
“well,than tell use where Joshua is then,please?
“It’s all bluff. Joshua is the only one that knows something of it, and surely more than you, not that that’s much of an achievement.” While walking out of the tent.
THIS. BY THE GODS, THIS.
Explain to him that the sooner he helps, the sooner you’ll stop annoying him.
Show her Jane’s body. Who knows, he might fall in love?
Him. Not her. My bad.
show him the draconic gents poster and ask if he knows that lich guy.
Ask why he won’t.
“hey I have a portrait of you here”
*hands over the draconic gents picture*
hit him with jane then see what happens.
Challenge Deblin in a contest of the puzzle cube thing.
tell him that if you had a dead fairy, ashes from a guitar, and salt water you could beat the hell out of him.
tell him about kryn( lie about here looks) that she could be all his if he revived jain
Offer him Murray in exchange for his help
or
Offer him money in exchange for his help
or
Ask him what he wants in exchange for his help
just ask ”why” untill he repare jane’s organ
or
use your party to KICK HIS ASS then get the exp and finally GO TO JOSHUA
That Rubik’s Cube is unsolvable. There are two pinks next to each other on the same block.
put on your serious face
Throw jane at him and smile awkwardly
Just leave
I second Wahnsinn Großvater
or
I second Danny
or
Make a bet that he can’t solve the cube in an hour (Muffinmanifestation is right).
i second every one here
Animate the fake facial hair, and offer him the amazing pet you just made.
or
Animate Murfy (you fake Murray with is just outside) and offer him in exchanger for the services.
or
Incinerate his skulls.
Animate his horns!
ANIMATE him to help you.