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Another mental disorder

Get it.

Never to be separated again.

If there is a kleptomaniac skill you just leveled up.

You put the walrus statue in your inventory making a big mess out of it in the process. You even leave an empty space next to it’s head for food, in case it gets hungry.

What do you do?

37 Suggestions for “Another mental disorder”

  1. Dreadclaw says:

    Celebrate.

  2. zachary says:

    now save the day

  3. Niriw says:

    Cast Invisibility on yourself!

  4. Hauteclere says:

    Put the mustache on techy, he looks beter with it.

  5. Dreamstorm says:

    Show everybody your lovely Draconic Gents drawing.

  6. Input says:

    Save yourself first. When you are more powerful and well rested then you make your plan to save everyone else.

  7. ChaoticBrain says:

    I second Input.

    It seems callous, but there’s no known way you can break your teammates out, and you’re in no condition to fight alone. The odds will be more in your favor trying to break them out later. And you might find some more party members to help you.

  8. Yipyap33 says:

    Flip out spinning around and casting all sorts of spells!

  9. Khale says:

    Realize you’re not alone.

  10. Godly says:

    Cry of joy.

  11. VDOgamez says:

    You’ve wanted to do this for so long. Now you have the power. CAST ANIMATE ON THE WALRUS!

  12. Halan says:

    Cry of joy.

  13. DemonHunterCole says:

    Cast Invisibility on yourself and your party members.

  14. Nevyrmoore says:

    See what the warforged barbarian doing.

    Seems like the kinda guy you don’t want to take your eyes off…

  15. Gir says:

    You have another potion in your inventory! Drink it!

  16. Vozw says:

    I third input.
    or
    Realise you’re not alone.

  17. elpenguino says:

    levitate the walrus over the enemy, and drop it.

  18. Supernerd says:

    Petrify the nymph. See how she likes being unable to move!

  19. Supernerd says:

    Hate to double post, but I meant paralyze, not petrify (although both would be acceptable spells to cast). Too bad there isn’t an edit button here.

  20. Fred says:

    Ask for healing?

  21. Ratzmaus says:

    Nobody can stop you now… NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. necoo says:

    walk away in the sun set satisfied

  23. K17U says:

    Proceed to get your ass whooped.

  24. DynamoDan says:

    QUICKLY! equip your FAKE FACIAL HAIR and LEVITATING FANCY HAT so they won’t recognize you!

  25. someone says:

    second supernerd

  26. Riaxh says:

    um… call it a draw.

  27. an alien says:

    i fourth Input

    OR

    I second DynamoDan

  28. Gl1tch says:

    Cast animate on walrus.

  29. Ijon Tichy says:

    I 5th Input.
    RUN LIKE HELL!!!

  30. Rick says:

    Engage in joyous celebration.

  31. mahta says:

    see what’s happening to everyone else

  32. fullgore says:

    do a party attack pose

  33. Greenwind says:

    Put on your cunning disguise of the mustache and hat, and slip away unnoticed.

  34. Jenn the Hen says:

    Montage about all the wonderful stuff you will do with your new Lolrus.

  35. pivotman99 says:

    Put the mustache on the walrus.

  36. Uoteau says:

    Go back to your cage now that you’re happy and all that.

  37. Eric says:

    Give Krinn the bandit dagger and give Ray a club. Techy has his pick-axe so everybody is armed and ready for combat.

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