Stop fooling around and get out of hillbilly hell.
You get up and start walking in a random direction, which just happens to be the path out of town. The electric shock still has an effect on you, and while Deblin delivers unpleasant news the party giggles behind your back. At least Techy decided to carry Jane for a change. “It’s about time!” – you say to yourself. You also think about how you could really use a pickaxe made from cheese.
What do you do?
Search frantically for any means of cheese.
Look up at the clouds and see what weird shapes they make.
Talk to Ray.
Attempt to sing “Jane is a Killjoy”.
Ask Deblin for Heal
Fix up your hair
Have krin carry her since jane’s legs are probably on the ground since Techy is short.
Talk to Ray.
Time for that “HP potion.”
get Jane to carry all of your gear. then get Ray to carry Jane.
shoot lighting at everyone randomly and wildly
Look at your backside to see what Krinn and Techy are laughing at.
Ask what they find so funny. If they mention your hair, whine about how your perfect hair is ruined!
OH CRAP WE FORGOT JANE.
^ Disregard that, I suck c****
muffinmanifestation:
You mean the one we used last chapter?
confzzle yourself, two negatives are a plus right?
Hallucinate about cheese
Shock the rest of the group. That will teach them to laugh at you.
next.
Try one of your new powers on Ray.
Where to???
Discuss “cheese pickaxe” concept with Techy.
Realize you no longer have the Jane-pack.
Where is Jane???
What happened to the undead lady?
AMAZING how many people can’t read what the GMs wrote.
Talk to techy about the pickaxe of cheese +1 idea.
Break the fourth wall.
Insanity is the perfect excuse! Flirt with a party member. it doesn’t matter which one
Ooh, or better yet… suddenly find out you’re not a mage at all, but a warrior!
Plot Twist!
beg jane for a heal
or
detonate the bomb you place in the center of that town
“Hey Ray! wanna play a new game? it’s called ‘Let’s test spells on Ray!’” and cast your newly acquired spells on Ray.
Ask Deblin for heals. Wouldn’t want another dead person around.
isn’t Jane supposed to be dragged cuz Techy is kinda short.
Go to your destination while singing Jane is a KilledJoy
Have Deblin heal you as you continue your path down the road.
See if you can zap ray a little. That’ll learn him about laughing at your jumping monkey-hammer.
Whack Krinn over the head to make her stop giggling
OMG I JUST REALISED YOU DIDN’T HAVE YOUR LEVITATING FANCY HAT ON FOR A WHILE PUT IT ON!!!!!!!!!
Ask them why they are giggling.
Attempt to carve a mining pick out of cheese.
Next!
And please guys, LEARN TO READ. Gees, you even made me use capitol letters there >:(
Where *is* Jane?