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Farmville

Do a spot check.

You spot with your little check a river. It looks like that over-hydrating the moss around it has created a field of goo. You also spot the city of Riverfarm nearby. You wonder who was the clever mind behind this original name, surely only a being of supreme intellect can think of combining two words that describe a town…you were sarcastic…in case you were wondering.

What do you do?

37 Suggestions for “Farmville”

  1. TannimFodder says:

    Skip to Riverfarm.

  2. Jenn the Hen says:

    Jump in the river to wash the goo off.

  3. Koyal says:

    So the sticky moss must be some sort of food, taste it.

  4. Gl1tch says:

    Push Deblin into the water
    or
    Continue into the city
    or
    Push Krin into the water

  5. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Throw a gooball at Ray’s head

  6. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Head toward it.

  7. Uoteau says:

    You should probably take a bath, since the last time was in Bandelin.

  8. ray281193 says:

    Wash your feet then head to Riverfarm

  9. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Take a ride down the river on Jane.

  10. zachary says:

    go already

  11. dfsfsdsf says:

    make a goo song

  12. Fred says:

    It’s been a while since you were angry. Lash at Ray for no reason.

  13. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    Feed Jane some goo/moss. Maybe it will wake her up?

  14. Nate says:

    Use Jane as a raft for speedier transit. She’s already dead (regular dead), so it’s not like she’ll drown.

    Alternately: Make fake beards out of the moss to disguise everyone. Including Jane.

  15. Gnauga says:

    Take moss.

  16. dudeman says:

    next

  17. dudeman says:

    TO Riverfarm!

  18. Jestah says:

    Jeez, she is such a killjoy even in de-death. Use the goo to draw a smile and cute eyelashes in Jane’s face.

  19. Supernerd says:

    Levitate to Riverfarm! No sense in not wasting that MP before nightfall.

  20. me123 says:

    Go to Riverfarm.

  21. Thane says:

    Collect some goo! It might be useful. Then go to riverfarm.

  22. hero122 says:

    actualy let us see krinn

  23. Dreamstorm says:

    See how the goo responds to your vegitate spell.

  24. necoo says:

    make a lolrus out of the goo

  25. mark says:

    GOOBALL FIGHT!!!

  26. Angryguy says:

    Seek a farm, duh

  27. tgdda says:

    Take the empty mana potion bottle and fill it with goo.

  28. Dirk_Karavalenge says:

    Update the map.

  29. Niriw says:

    It’s time to do some shopping, and tell Techy or Krinn to keep an eye on Deblin

  30. mahta says:

    take some goo for later
    or
    next

  31. Moltrox says:

    Levitate yourself and Jane to riverfarm, make the others walk.

  32. Do a silly dance
    OR
    Throw a goo ball at Ray’s head.
    OR
    Taste the goo

  33. sorry for the triple post, but ignore my first comment.

  34. Chaotick says:

    Continue walking, slime won’t hold you off.

  35. dylan says:

    cast incenerate on goo

  36. Ixtey says:

    Inventory a bit of moss. Might come in handy.

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