Strike up a conversation with the dark elf while trying to avoid stereotypes.
You fail miserably.
What do you do?
Wait? So hes ambassador and a king? UGGGGGGGGGGGGH SO CONFUSED.
ask them to let you read some more of the rulebook while you wait.
PS: well, what happened to jane?
Wait! We’re ambassadors too! You’ve made a terrible mistake.
Ask about Kingbassador Richard. In speed-o-version, not 15 flashback long version.
Throw a fit because they STILL think you kidnapped Ray. I mean, who in their right mind would kidnap Ray?
Next
wait, no i second darksoulknight
Pretend you’re a walrus.
Try not to fail explaining you’re an ambassador too.
Enquire on these ‘political issues’
Political issues? I LOVE political issues! let’s go to a bar and discuss them over… tea!
Ambassador king? More like embarrassing king!
Ambassador? Ask them about it.
Wait we haven’t kidnaped him but they kidnaped ambasadors from the Trolls, Dwarvs and Elvs (and a dead zombye ambasador) so if anything they should be the ones to be hanging upside down.
cause trouble or read more of your rulebook
Fo shizzle, dis elf aint to helpful to his brothas!
point out the “fact” that you are also an ambassador
Cast sex change on the dark elf while he is not looking.
Bust a funky upsidedown move, yo
Try to be smart
explain nice and calm that he willingly came with you
If they don’t listen confuzzle them all
Tell the dark elf that they are being over protective and that you are an elf ambassador and wish they would stop this madness.
React as dumbfounded as possible to the “kidnapping”.
Attempt to eat Tanner’s beard.
Jenn is correct.
That beard looks delicious.
but we are ambassadors too!!!!!
Tell him his name is Ray, and he’s all yours.
NEXT
Tell him that it was the fault of the colourful abyss.
Ask Lars where were going
ask Ray about his past
Start singing a catchy tune as your are hauled off to your boring doom.
Deny the unfounded allegations and demand a lawyer, preferably Daniel Webster.
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Wait?
So hes ambassador and a king?
UGGGGGGGGGGGGH SO CONFUSED.
ask them to let you read some more of the rulebook while you wait.
PS: well, what happened to jane?
Wait! We’re ambassadors too! You’ve made a terrible mistake.
Ask about Kingbassador Richard. In speed-o-version, not 15 flashback long version.
Throw a fit because they STILL think you kidnapped Ray. I mean, who in their right mind would kidnap Ray?
Next
wait, no i second darksoulknight
Pretend you’re a walrus.
Try not to fail explaining you’re an ambassador too.
Enquire on these ‘political issues’
Political issues? I LOVE political issues! let’s go to a bar and discuss them over… tea!
Ambassador king? More like embarrassing king!
Ambassador? Ask them about it.
Wait we haven’t kidnaped him but they kidnaped ambasadors from the Trolls, Dwarvs and Elvs (and a dead zombye ambasador) so if anything they should be the ones to be hanging upside down.
cause trouble
or
read more of your rulebook
Fo shizzle, dis elf aint to helpful to his brothas!
point out the “fact” that you are also an ambassador
Cast sex change on the dark elf while he is not looking.
Bust a funky upsidedown move, yo
Try to be smart
explain nice and calm that he willingly came with you
If they don’t listen confuzzle them all
Tell the dark elf that they are being over protective and that you are an elf ambassador and wish they would stop this madness.
React as dumbfounded as possible to the “kidnapping”.
Attempt to eat Tanner’s beard.
Jenn is correct.
That beard looks delicious.
but we are ambassadors too!!!!!
Tell him his name is Ray, and he’s all yours.
NEXT
Tell him that it was the fault of the colourful abyss.
Ask Lars where were going
ask Ray about his past
Start singing a catchy tune as your are hauled off to your boring doom.
Deny the unfounded allegations and demand a lawyer, preferably Daniel Webster.