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Jawbreaker

Start the battle.

A warforged barbrian to be exact.

Your HP bar is alerting you.

What do you do?

38 Suggestions for “Jawbreaker”

  1. magnus743 says:

    Where’s Deblin when you need him?

  2. Ask the others to handle it while you do something silly.

  3. Dreamstorm says:

    Convince your HP bar to reconsider its fullness.

  4. Dreamstorm says:

    BUZZ+Mechanic=win?

  5. Nikochan says:

    pretend to be dead

  6. Niriw says:

    Buzz him! Then cast Electric barrier on yourself

  7. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Run like a chicken with it’s head cut off.

  8. DirtyButt says:

    Pee yourself. Maybe someone will slip on the puddle.

  9. DemonHunterCole says:

    Defend yourself!

  10. DemonHunterCole says:

    Oh! They misunderstood that you wanted to keep the BARD and not the BARB!

  11. Gl1tch says:

    Cast electric barrier.

  12. Ixtey says:

    buzz plz kthnxbai

  13. Timothy says:

    Quick! Use all 5 of your mana thingies to kill them with LIGHTNING!

  14. NEHZ says:

    Jump out of it’s range and cast levitate so that it can’t walk anymore.

  15. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Liqufiy!!!

  16. hero122 says:

    liquify the waffordged,then use buzz.

  17. necoo says:

    shouldn’t he have done more damage….. anyway overload has processor with buzz

  18. Shadow says:

    Liquify the barbarian’s head.

  19. Vozw says:

    Buzz the warforged.

  20. Edwardius says:

    Don’t buzz. Warforged aren’t really robots and don’t have circuitry! They’re golems with souls. Also don’t liquify, do we really need to be charged with murder of a law official?

    Instead, petrify his legs solid.

  21. an alien says:

    paralyze!!!!

  22. Matrix dodge his next attack.

    Or…

    Throw Jane at him.

  23. BoozeAddict says:

    use jane as a stick to fight him

  24. Dreadclaw says:

    MOMMY!

  25. Syndrome says:

    Run away.

  26. mahta says:

    grab ray and run. the others can handle the fighting.

  27. Doomcat says:

    Confuzzle, CONFUZZLE DANGIT!

  28. Godly says:

    Use your imaginary super mario power and squash him like a goomba

  29. Jenn the Hen says:

    Play dead.

  30. Gir says:

    Use that new lightning spell on him.

  31. K17U says:

    Whine and beg for mercy/healing

  32. Eric says:

    Have Ray order him to stand down.

  33. 794 says:

    explain him the WHOLE story. He will understand. Will he?

  34. ray281193 says:

    Flee the battle with your party and Ray

  35. GreySaint says:

    Warforged + Shock magic = exp! Do it!

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