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Never made much sense…

Roll a d20 to see if you escape.

You roll an 18!

Now how the hell is this supposed to save you?

What do you do?

40 Suggestions for “Never made much sense…”

  1. Dreadclaw says:

    Throw the d20 as far away as you can while screaming “Useless magical ruby!”

  2. Hauteclere says:

    Say something inteligent

  3. someguy says:

    see what the others in your party are doing

  4. Halan says:

    If Ray is their king he can just order them to stop.

    “Ray! Order them to release us right NAO!”

    That’s not a very polite way to speak to a king tho.

  5. Ray’s an ambassador, right? Ask him to ambassad his way out of here.

  6. Uoteau says:

    Stay beneath the net.

  7. BoozeAddict says:

    amplify the net so the holes will be big enought for you to get away.

  8. Khale says:

    Take note of your surroundings.

  9. bird_of_flame says:

    animate your walrus,and command him to attack.

  10. Fred says:

    Use the dice to gamble your freedom.

  11. Trelic says:

    Gnaw on netting, hope for the best.

  12. Godly says:

    Eat the net

  13. ChaoticBrain says:

    Liquefy the net.

    PLEASE.

  14. Dreamstorm says:

    Start digging your way to freedom.

  15. Dreamstorm says:

    Liquify the net or yourself… NOT both

  16. Kaelgren says:

    Liquify the ground beneath you.

  17. The One Guy says:

    Just stand up and throw the net off, it has to be light enough for them to have thrown it.

  18. Razorhead says:

    Next !

  19. Dreamstorm says:

    Time for a lame pun

  20. Danny says:

    Cast liquify on yourself to get out of the net.

  21. Szkieletor says:

    Liquify yourself and when they’ll go away, un-liquify.

  22. Loof says:

    Just levitate the net and start running.

  23. Edwardius says:

    Liquify yourself and slither away like a planarian flatworm.

  24. Koyal says:

    Silly, that is not how you use them… roll 3d20 to make your catcher slip.

  25. DynamoDan says:

    Throw d20 at whoever threw the net at you. Obviously this red d20 is for attacking.

  26. necoo says:

    ………cant you just crawl out under it……

  27. someone says:

    levitate the net

  28. Chaotick says:

    Levitate the net onto Lars.

  29. Gadora says:

    Panic.

  30. Jenn the Hen says:

    Pocket the die for later.

  31. Wonder what kind of class uses a Net-Gun as a weapon.

  32. zachary says:

    liquidify the net

  33. Jonath Nell says:

    Just sit down under the net and pout.

  34. Kcor says:

    Incinerate the net

  35. NightFlame says:

    Shove that Dice into your Inventory and cast Incinerate onto the net

  36. TannimFodder says:

    Ask your captors if they have any food.

  37. dudeman says:

    YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAGE!!! USE MAGIC TO GET OUT!

  38. dudeman says:

    wait…where did that die come from anyway….
    or
    invetory the die

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