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Realize it was an ELVEN scribe, so she was never asleep.

Of course….you knew that…

There wasn’t anything about this in the rulebook!

What do you do?

36 Suggestions for “New information”

  1. Gl1tch says:

    Hope Techy had better luck.

  2. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Worry not. Deblin will rescue us. … right?

  3. TannimFodder says:

    Cast liquefy on the bow while the scribe is distracted.

  4. FinalStrik3 says:

    I second Tannim

  5. Tappipappa says:

    Try to charm the elven scribe with your elven charisma.
    WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

  6. Khale says:

    Open trade negotiations with the elven scribe.

  7. Godly says:

    Challenge her to a challenge. Who can stay awake the longest?

  8. Michos says:

    Look at the bow! How she is planning to shot you, if she’s not holding the string?!

    Hit her it the face! NOW!

  9. Ixtey says:

    Bash her with rulebook, kplzthnx.

  10. Dreamstorm says:

    Make a run for it! For WHAT? IT!

  11. Dreamstorm says:

    Draw your Walrus and say “Say hello to my little friend!!”

  12. Niriw says:

    Paralyze her, take Jane, and run away!

  13. Doomcat says:

    quickly cast electric barrier, grab jane and run! runrunrunrunrunrunrun, oh and dont trip on something

  14. Chaotick says:

    Use electric barrier on yourself and hug the elf as tightly as possible.

  15. Tungsten says:

    I second Dreamstorm

  16. Razorhead says:

    Do what Chaotick said.

  17. an alien says:

    hit the elven scribe with jane.

  18. Niriw says:

    Kiss her, then take Jane while she’s still shocked!

  19. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Take advantage of the screaming girl…. and escape while she’s distracting the elven scribe. What did you think I meant?

  20. PHANTOM says:

    Swipe bow and arrows out of the elfs hands

  21. DynamoDan says:

    Join in on the girly screaming!

  22. Riaxh says:

    amplify the scream.

  23. mahta says:

    do something magical.

  24. Seolyk says:

    Kiss her, embrace her, appearify a rose and tango!

  25. Dreadclaw says:

    Flirt for your life

  26. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Say something witty and make a dash for it.

  27. Shadow says:

    Scream like a little girl.

  28. Loof says:

    Use your INT and CHA stats to get out of this situation both un-shot-at and unjailed.

  29. Max says:

    I second Loof

  30. elpenguino says:

    grab her bewbs then jump out of the window to meet up with your allies.

  31. Uoteau says:

    Umm… That bowstring isn’t even stretched.

  32. Jenn the Hen says:

    Hit on her. She is the first female of your species you have seen in a while.

  33. Szkieletor says:

    Quickly liquify the bow

  34. Niriw says:

    Hey! where is the black triangle we took from ray on chapter 1?

  35. HORKAK says:

    DIEIFY THE SCRIBE

  36. Matey says:

    CAST LIQUIFY ON THE GODAMN BOW!

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