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No no no no

Quick, cast liquify on his banjo-like guitar, before Ray sees it.

Not the ratty smashy!

What do you do?

42 Suggestions for “No no no no”

  1. Ben says:

    Cast incinerate on the windmill. Cause havoc.

  2. Uoteau says:

    What? Even he is a level higher than you. Now you must kill him!

  3. Carl says:

    Demand to see the town cleric/priest/healer!

  4. necoo says:

    ack are those fangs! you cannot stand for such an accursed beast to remain alive, kill the vampire and be crowned as a hero!

  5. hero122 says:

    look for a replacement gitar as you make ray never say any banjos.

  6. carl says:

    Wait… are those fangs?

  7. Ratzmaus says:

    RATS ARE NOT TO BE SMASHED VILLIAN! INCINERATE!

  8. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Ask about the town.

  9. Fishes says:

    Throw some nearby garlic at the guy, hes obviously a vampire.

  10. zachary says:

    tell Krin you love her for all these years

  11. ray281193 says:

    Create a wooden stake and stab him in the heart

  12. Doomcat says:

    suppress the nagging voices in your head to kill this intellectually brilliant person and ask him about getting across these fields of moss

  13. TannimFodder says:

    Ignore the good ‘mayor’ and try to find the quickest way out of town.

  14. Jenn the Hen says:

    Quick try to act like a redneck so you fit in!

  15. Niriw says:

    Ask for a quest or anything of interest, if not, then to Orbec we go!

  16. Angryguy says:

    Be a little random, show some fun to your new party member

  17. 954 says:

    You just liquified the Fred’s banjo. What could go wrong. Proseed to Orbec

  18. 954 says:

    *Proceed

  19. Dreamstorm says:

    Pretend nothing happened.

  20. Supernerd says:

    Give him the bandit blade.

  21. ReviveHerAlready! says:

    He has fangs…
    KILL HIM!

  22. tgdda says:

    Tell him it was for the greater good.

  23. dudeman says:

    ask him how a farmer gets to level 4.

  24. dudeman says:

    ask fred to join you party
    or
    ask fred what a elf and his party can do in riverfarm.

  25. me123 says:

    Next
    ps; why did you have to change schedule or something??? Now I miss 1 frame out of 2!

  26. Gl1tch says:

    Steal his hat
    or
    Explore the town
    or
    Continue on your quest.

  27. Thordain says:

    Kill him and take his possessions.

  28. Fred says:

    Everyone to the bar!

  29. Kayar says:

    For the further duration of his existence refer to him fondly as “Sebastian.”

  30. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Apologize profusely.

  31. Shadow says:

    Ask him for directions to the nearest barn.

  32. mahta says:

    convince him to do stuff for you for free

  33. HellMage501 says:

    Gain the dang exp. NOW!

  34. Eric says:

    The mayor is obviously someone of low intelligence. Cunfuzzle him fir the lolz.

  35. Chaotick says:

    Ask him if there are any shops or shop-like things in Riverfoam.

  36. Rick says:

    Inform the mayor that YOU voted for the OTHER guy.

  37. Korby says:

    Hug the vampire! HUG THE VAMPIRE!

  38. Ixtey says:

    get his hat and inventory it when he’s not looking.

  39. The One Guy says:

    Is that a windmill? You can’t let this inocent town be put in suth danger; charge!

  40. GMchris says:

    @ me123: School now starts early in the morning for me.

  41. BoozeAddict says:

    Think smth for Deblin’s INITIATION!

  42. John says:

    Sneak a peak at what jane’s packing before you bring her back. Seriously. lift her shirt at ray. see what he does.

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