Ask their healer-type if they know how to resurrect Jane.
Deblin uses some weak healing magic to remove the lightning effects from your brain. On close inspection you come to a conclusion that “The Kingdom Defenders” don’t have a cleric or any other healer. The party consists of Lars (paladin), Sheila (scribe), a mage nymph, another paladin, although you’re not really sure what his race is and another guy who you can’t quite see, because he is standing behind the three that are not bowing to Ray. He looks too bulky to be a cleric…and you think you can see a weapon.
What do you do?
DUCK!
cast your new favorite spell confuzzle
give them ray, but make him play a song first.
Tell Ray that he’s not fit to be a king and scream, “TREASON!!!”
Question Ray about this king thing, he cant be a king, only you can be a king.
Wait for something good to happen
Ask Ray to serenade these weary travelers with his wonderful music.
Fashion rays hair into a crown, give him an intrument, and run like hell.
Ask for a handy summary of the current events.
Jump between Ray and the weapon.
Thats what GOOD friend would do.
Talk to Ray about this King thing
Isn’t a paladin part priest or something???
WAIT NVM THE LAST ONE.
ITS THE BANDIT BOSS!
RUN!
Didn’t Steve Ear-winn the mythical Crock-oh-dial hunter die from a King Ray?
they call ray richerd that means Dick
Scream “LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!” and run.
Cast liquify on the helmet of the hidden one so you can determine his identity, or at least his race.
wait….bowing to ray?
Let them carry Ray away. Really.
Have Ray play a song using the guitar he picked up in Riverfarm.
Ask them what are they doing.
Or, ask Ray what is going on.
Lean sideways a bit.
Using your newly undamaged mind you remember that metal conducts electricity. To cause a distraction you decide to use Buzz on the guy in the tin can suit.
Sex change Ray. No more King Richard.
Throw the small club at the “bulky” (fat) man in the trees and inquire to his not bowing to ray.
Cast Buzz on that guy on the back!
Cast paralyze on the bulky mystery man before he ambushes “The Kingdom Defenders”.
Cast electric barrier on “The Kingdom Defenders” to protect them from the bulky mystery man about to ambush them (so as not to accidentally hit one of your new allies).
I thought paladins could heal…?
eat all the floating questoin marks in the air to heel
Ask the obvious question… King of which kingdom?
Find out who’s the king and become their new best friend.
Next
Have Techy question Ray on whether or not this is true.
Ask Lars if he is confusing Ray with his twin King Richard
Quickly dodge those attacking question marks and plus signs!
Question Ray.
Also, do we get banana powers from the potassium?
Plot twist!
Or
Go talk to the three guys back there, they seem completely harmless.
Wonder what this “SCRIBE” class is, considering there’s absolutely no mention of it in your rulebook.
Confuzzle their leader (yes, confuzzle ray).
Set the tree on fire to flush out the hiding guy.
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their paladin can be a healer type you know….but not a cleric with high level revive spells. more like layonhands and such