Deblin,s a killer just tell him to eliminate them all
or
Use them as geunea pigs for all of your unused spells, yes even sex change, im serious, and plz, plz, plz
Explain to them that Jane is actually undead that died and that we’re looking for a cleric to reresurrect her. Ang ehplain how you we’re hit by lightning from that rod and that’s why they found traces of explosives.
The bomb is already planted. Yet you can still defuse it. Riverfarm will blow up in 10 minutes unless you cut the red wire, a nearby children’s hospital will explode in ten minutes unless you cut the blue wire, and unless you cut the green wire in 10 minutes, say goodbye to the king’s palace! You can’t get there fast enough all together, so you guys must split up! Muahahahah!
Tell them the explosive gems killed Jane, so you are the terrorists victim.
or
Say you have 24 pounds of explosive gems tied to your body, and they better let you go or everyone is going to the skyes!
Start saying random things.
Ask about his chat-box.
threten him wth lightning
Buzzle his chin
Use your lightning powers on their metal armors and stuff!
Ask who richard is (Then realise it’s probably Ray as he is the only human / cannot remembe anything)
Push Ray down and take off running.
Let Krinn explain that you’re Ambassadors from Bandelin searching for a priest to heal your friend.
Blame Ray since he is to blame, being KING RICHARD and all!
Explain everything and what ever you do DON’T let him interrupt your explenation, just keap talking untill you finishe.
explain before your blood perssure gets too high.
Test new shock based magic on their shiny armor!
Action for Krinn: Explain everything since James is in no state to.
Its time to
*sunglasses*
get crazy
electric barrier
Now bolt their a**es to the ground with your electric powers?
Deblin,s a killer just tell him to eliminate them all
or
Use them as geunea pigs for all of your unused spells, yes even sex change, im serious, and plz, plz, plz
Notice Rhode and his party.
ask if someone… anyone would heal you because you got struck by lighting
or
ask why that other lady has wings
Time to get a wee bit crazy…
Incinerectrocute!
(Incinerate + Electrocute)
Tell Lars he looks like a blonde Bruce Campbell.
RRRUUNNN!!!
Examine Jane for explosives.
OH WAIT SORRY FOR THE DOUBLE POST BUT IGNORE MY FIRST COMMENT
Explain to them that Jane is actually undead that died and that we’re looking for a cleric to reresurrect her. Ang ehplain how you we’re hit by lightning from that rod and that’s why they found traces of explosives.
Have Ray explain to them that he is no king and that they are mistaken. If that fails, Confuzzle Lars.
The bomb is already planted. Yet you can still defuse it. Riverfarm will blow up in 10 minutes unless you cut the red wire, a nearby children’s hospital will explode in ten minutes unless you cut the blue wire, and unless you cut the green wire in 10 minutes, say goodbye to the king’s palace! You can’t get there fast enough all together, so you guys must split up! Muahahahah!
Tell them the explosive gems killed Jane, so you are the terrorists victim.
or
Say you have 24 pounds of explosive gems tied to your body, and they better let you go or everyone is going to the skyes!
Run. Run as fast as you can.
Explain what happened.
or
use one of the hillbillies as a hostage.
Use subterfuge to get out of this sticky situation!
Make fun of his chat box now.
Make fun of him further while doing ring-around-the-rosy.
Make fun of the “short” sword.
Confuzzle! Cast confuzzle at random!
Explain it all in a calm manner.
OR
Have Krinn explain it
Run away
Wonder why James is acting all serious and playing the role of the Party Leader
Try to use your “high INT” to deal with it, if not then Buzz them (with those heavy metal armors it should make some extra damage)
Ask him about cheese pickaxes.
Lick the odd green glowing thing. It is obviously candy.
Sharnigan: The explosives came from a while back when you were flying and were attacked by gem-filled rocks.
Tell them that you got electrocuted while holding a lightning pole at Riverfarm
Ask the butt-chinned man who in the bloody hell is King Richard.
or
Start shouting stereotypical terrorist battle cries.
Aww, it’s never time for a PLOT TWIST!
Aww, it’s never time for a… PLOT TWIST!
Terrorist? Sounds like Ray. Point to him.
Point out the “Terror” spell is for warlocks and fear-based spellcasters.
It’s a dead undead.
And I sold the explosive gems.