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Oh right, that Joshua guy.

Take a look at the map.

Hopefully you’ll find a good priest at Riverfarm orĀ  Orbec, because it’s a looong way to where Joshua is supposed to be. And crossing the mountain is out of the question. When a vampire priest living on the continent of evil tells you it’s a bad idea – IT’S A BAD IDEA.

What do you do?

37 Suggestions for “Oh right, that Joshua guy.”

  1. ChaoticBrain says:

    To Orbec!

  2. hero122 says:

    ask party what’s so specal about Riverfarm or Orbec.

  3. Chaotick says:

    Start heading over the mountains.

    …what?

  4. Greenwind says:

    Let’s go to Riverfarm, and farm the river wild!

  5. necoo says:

    yeah im in the mood for an adventure…. so cross the mountain anyway when has the excuse of “it is dangerous” ever stopped you…. except for that one time when most ppl said “do it anyway”

  6. K17U says:

    Realize that through genre typical dramatic plot twists you’ll probably end up crossing the mountain anyways, so you could as well save the time and go there directly.

  7. Ragnarok says:

    Do it!

  8. Vozw says:

    Talk. To. Dublin!

  9. Niriw says:

    I second Greenwind

  10. MasterNinja says:

    Skip happily through the meddow to Orbec, ignoring anything anyone says about you being weird.

  11. Gl1tch says:

    Ask Deblin about that human quest he mentioned earlier.

  12. Fred says:

    To the Mountains!

  13. Eric says:

    Walk, in style, on your way to Orbec.

  14. Dreamstorm says:

    Have Techy scout the road ahead.

  15. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    You really must wonder why so many voices speak within your mind.

  16. Zorq says:

    Fly over the mountains.

  17. Danny says:

    Lets go to Orbec!

  18. hero122 says:

    lets go to orbec and lose the guarden card after reading it.

  19. Bentendowhis says:

    Ask the GM where the money icon went after Chapter 1, then continue on your journey.

  20. Input says:

    Cross the killyou mountains. You might find a horde of Janes.

  21. mahta says:

    spin ray around till he’s dizzy then follow him.
    or
    look for an inexpensive place to get transportation.

  22. Thane says:

    Go to riverfarm. So you can FARM THE RIVER.

  23. Thane says:

    Also, where did our sweet level ten staff go? Did we sell it?

  24. elpenguino says:

    build an air-raft and levitate it. use it to go to Riverarm, then find your money icon.

  25. TurkishDelight says:

    Do a silly dance!

  26. Jenn the Hen says:

    Start skipping merrily to the mountains.

  27. Itu says:

    Just go through the mountains.

  28. Riaxh says:

    over the mountains it is then.

  29. TannimFodder says:

    Use sex-change on Techy to see what it does.

  30. Demonio Penguino says:

    Consult party members on what to do.

  31. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Cross the mountain.

  32. Gir says:

    I second Chaotick!

  33. Terroc says:

    i agree with somone whatever happens we’re going over the mountains cause thats the way things work

  34. Uoteau says:

    Use your groove thang to get to that Joshua guy.

  35. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Do something stupid, yet oddly effective.

  36. ray281193 says:

    Next

  37. Edman says:

    Across the kilyou mountains we go!

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