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One bard to go

Let them carry Ray away.

Ok now that that’s handled you need to…resurrect Jane, get Murray and a stop an evil mastermind.

What do you do?

50 Suggestions for “One bard to go”

  1. Niriw says:

    Remember the good old times with Ray… if any

  2. Gl1tch says:

    Ask why they want Ray
    or
    See where they are traveling to
    or
    See if they have any horses you could use.

  3. Jestah says:

    Just, who is Ray anyways?

  4. hero122 says:

    give ray the Pierced Garden card to remember us by.

  5. ChaoticBrain says:

    Resurrect Jane, get Murray and a stop an evil mastermind.

  6. Ratzmaus says:

    Waaaait a minute… I thought he is only an ambassador… Flashbacktime to where he is crowned!

  7. Tappipappa says:

    Those guards must be evil masterminds disguised as guards!
    SEIZE THEM!

  8. Szkieletor says:

    Tell the guards that Ray was taken by Pierced Garden bandits, and we saved them, and that we have a Pierced Garden card to prove it. And ask for any prize for saving the king.

  9. Godly says:

    keep rays stone guitar as a reminder of him.. On the other hand, nobody really liked him so just throw it away.

  10. Dreamstorm says:

    Find out more about the bandits you defeated earlier.

  11. Nikochan says:

    pretend that you always knowed that Ray was the king, and ask for a reward for keeping him safe all this time!

  12. Uoteau says:

    Ask them about Rays past.

  13. NEHZ says:

    It’s a bit mean to inflict Ray on them like that. Give them a moment to reconsider.

  14. K17U says:

    Be yelled at by more responsible party members.
    .. Oh wait. There aren’t any.

  15. Vozw says:

    Ask for a reward for protecting him from the Pierced Garden guild.

  16. Doomcat says:

    walk away ignoreing Rays inevitable cries for help.

  17. mahta says:

    collect the finder’s fee

  18. necoo says:

    loot jane to see if she has any hp potions

  19. Shadow says:

    Warn them about the dangers of the combination between Ray and instruments. Or maybe not.

  20. Input says:

    Well giving Ray away is a good idea since it balances out the party. Deblin is a much better replacement.

  21. Vozw says:

    Actually, turn in Deblin.

  22. Jenn the Hen says:

    Skip off into the sunset.

  23. Loof says:

    Plan: You should find a way to get rid of Krinn and you’re all set for the best group in the world. After you resurrect Killjoy that is.

    Action: Look for nearby troll civilization.

  24. Reginald McMuffin says:

    Celebrate the fact that ray is gone with some hillbilly liquor

  25. Riaxh says:

    what???? no!!! if Ray goes who will we rely on to take the blame when things get bad??? who will we sacrifice as a meat sheild???
    ask Ray what they mean by King Richard anyway.

  26. pieman170 says:

    im with Riaxch

  27. ray281193 says:

    Next

  28. zachary says:

    I 2nd Riaxch

  29. Eric says:

    Have a monochormatic-colored flashback about Ray and all of your expirences with him.

  30. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Walk away nonchalantly.

  31. Muffinmanifestation says:

    Party.

  32. Terroc says:

    plug your partys ears then give ray an instrument until they are forced to explain

  33. mark says:

    riaxch has it all figured out

  34. SlowShootinPete says:

    Rejoice.

    Then, eat the minstrels.

  35. Supernerd says:

    Next

  36. Gir says:

    Run before Ray says anything1!!

  37. Vozw says:

    Nevermind, I third riaxch.

  38. Semaj says:

    make a funnyer joke

  39. tgdda says:

    Ask for money for giving back the king.

  40. me123 says:

    What do we do now?

  41. dudeman says:

    NO!! take ray back we can not lose another party memeber!

  42. Thane says:

    Ask for a reward.
    And test for Banana powers.

  43. Change your mind and demand Ray back!

  44. someone says:

    next

  45. DemonHunterCole says:

    I 5th Riaxch!

  46. Ray pulls superpowers out of no where and owns the guards.

  47. TannimFodder says:

    As a parting gift, use sex change to make Ray a queen.

  48. Ixtey says:

    I fourth riaxch.

  49. nooB says:

    Tell them to keep him away from Instruments

  50. dudeman says:

    i sixth riaxch

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