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Paralyze!

Paralyze her, take Jane, and run away.

You paralyze her for two and a half minutes. This should give you enough time to escape. You grab Jane and scadoodle out of there.

What do you do?

41 Suggestions for “Paralyze!”

  1. MasterNinja says:

    get to the elevator and kill more buzz.

  2. deathondemand says:

    do what masterninja said

  3. Vozw says:

    Masterninja thirded.

  4. me123 says:

    Get out of there!

  5. bamboo says:

    go to deblin he will probebly have another exploshion ready:)

  6. AzerothDN says:

    Masterninja quadrupleded

  7. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Grab Techy and get the hell out of Dodge! … or Orbec, whichever.

  8. Gl1tch says:

    Leave Jane with Techy and look for Ray.

  9. Vuanaunt says:

    No, wait! There’s still time, doodle on her face while she’s paralyzed.

  10. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Steal her bow and arrows, incinerate the arrow and when your out of the hotel, shoot the hotel.

  11. The One Guy says:

    MasterNinja quintupleded.

  12. Dreamstorm says:

    Descend.

  13. DynamoDan says:

    Dance to the elvator music with Jane.

  14. ChaoticBrain says:

    Locate and rescue Krinn or Ray. If time permits, find the other one.

  15. Supernerd says:

    Try to change the elevator music.

  16. Niriw says:

    Run to the elevator while humming something dramatic and full of action (remember to take Techy and Jane with you)

  17. Eric says:

    Attempt to locate the troll and that forgetfull king.

  18. Muffinmanifestation says:

    Next.

  19. DJisbored says:

    Perform a victory dance for two minutes and twenty seconds because you actually managed to do something right.

  20. Kronoa says:

    Masterninja sextupled.

  21. necoo says:

    i 7th masterninja

  22. dudeman says:

    pop the orb

  23. DynamoDan says:

    Put LEVITATING FANCY HAT and FAKE FACIAL HAIR on Jane so no one notices you carrying a dead body, and instead think you’re carrying a drunk homeless man.

  24. Doomcat says:

    descalate, and pretend nothing happened in there in a wide eyed and frantic voice

  25. Bob says:

    masterninja whatever-comes-after-7-inated

  26. Strokend says:

    Bob, that’d be Octupulated. I think.

    I second DynamoDan. Disguise Jane.

  27. Jenn the Hen says:

    Time to un-esculate!

  28. fishsicles says:

    That… worked. We did something that worked, and a sensible thing at that.

    This is not going to last.

  29. Fishes says:

    Masterninja nonatupled?

    Yea, lets go with that.

  30. DemonHunterCole says:

    You forgot to inventory her bow and arrows!

  31. NightFlame says:

    Next

  32. Khale says:

    Realize it’s only 2 and half minutes real time, not game time.

  33. PHANTOM says:

    Also in favor of masterninja

  34. Chaotick says:

    Drag Techy out of whatever mess he’s gotten into.

  35. TJ says:

    Quick, you should be able to go back, draw a mustache on her face, and still have One Minute left to escape!

  36. Dreadclaw says:

    Draw funny faces on the paralysed elf!

  37. BoozeAddict says:

    masterninja dekatupled

  38. Godly says:

    Throw jane on the ground and do a victory dance

  39. Ixtey says:

    Inventory all her weapons so she doesn’t stand a chance at you, then run away.

  40. Equip Jane in your Meatshield Slot.

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