For the love of god, man, RETRIEVE THINE LOLRUS!
So many wrong things with that idea…first of all this is obviously a WALRUS and you are anything, but a man. You are a great example of fine elven genes. On a side note you escape the nymph’s magical chain like a crazed lunatic (not that there is any other kind) and hurl yourself toward the WALRUS.
What do you do?
Get it!
Embrace your long lost companion and cry like a bitch.
Reach the Walrus and mount it by casting levitate on it. This should bring out some good memories.
OR die from the fall
hug the (undoubtedly imaginary) lolrus
Leach onto lolrus and cast animate on him and bring him to life!
Forget Walrus. Grab nymph magic wand and use it to control barbarian.
Grab Lolrus and thank the gods for finding him.
Start dancing with the walrus!
Rip the wings off of that %&@$!!
Grab the nymph’s wand/animate lolrus.
Demonstrate your insanity to the knights of the blue shield
Animate walrus, and ride it into battle against the other party.
Get that WALRUS
hug him
second Thane
Ride your Walrus like the triumphant steed it is!
Molest Nymph via Walrus.
it’s time to try your animate spell!!! LOLRUS LIVES AGAIN!!!
Unleash… THE WALRUS!
Trip before you manage to reach the lolrus.
WALRUS+ANIMATE=Next frame.
LOLRUS TO THE RESCUE!!!
animate and defend the walrus.
oh, also name the walrus, LOLRUS
animate Lolrus and use him to crush your enemies
Explode in a massive bust of power left over from a bit of “salty heath potion” stuck between your teeth retrieved from your vicious wrangling out of the magic restraints
Wait, what’s the warforged barbarian doing?
NEXT
Become one with the Walrus.
Cast Invisibility on yourself and follow the chin-man!
Defend your Walrus
Animate lolrus… and AMPLIPHY!
In your berserker rage, take down the warforged barbarian.
levatate walrus and get healed
name walrus lolrus
animate thine WALRUS
Animate the walrus and sic him on the warforged.
ponder how this LOLROUS came to be.
by this i mean the name
cry for help
Land onto the WALRUS flat and hug it as if a long dead friend just came back to life in front of your eyes.
Or
Suddenly remember gravity and your low health.
Faceplant!
Break the Nymphs wand
Express your love for your WALRUS.
Vegitate, levitate, animate and if needed buzz your lolrussian friend.
Suddenly remember gravity and your low health.
Use WALRUS in an improbable way to defeat my enemies!
GRAB THE LOLRUS AND RUN!
For the love of god, ELF, grab the WALRUS