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Why does this keep happening?

Land somewhere to revive Jane.

You ask Deblin to land somewhere safe so he can do his ritual. But even hiding behind two towers doesn’t prove to be effective as you hear two guards rushing to your location. Why can’t you just adventure like a normal elven mage?!

What do you do?

39 Suggestions for “Why does this keep happening?”

  1. someguy says:

    get deblin to hurry up!

  2. Wilpah says:

    Cast incinerate on both of the guards.

  3. Uoteau says:

    Cast Petrify on them.

  4. mahta says:

    cast electric barrier so they can’t reach you

  5. caberea says:

    Cast a completely random spell without doing any harm to your party.

  6. GreySaint says:

    Incinerate the incoming shiny patrol’s faces off!

  7. Jenn the Hen says:

    Time for a disguise! Put on your floaty hat and put the mustache on Jane.

  8. Syndrome says:

    Challenge the guards to an honorable duel.

  9. Blazinice says:

    Tell Deblin to continue with the ritual and petrify anybody that comes along.

  10. Muffinmanifestation says:

    Cast Electric Barrier between the two towers as a defense.

  11. Supernerd says:

    Politely greet the guards.

  12. Sharingan123 says:

    START WORKING ON A NEW WDYD GAME DAMMIT!!!!!

  13. Piotyr says:

    Tell the GUARDS its all a dream and trick them with fancy wizard tricks!

  14. necoo says:

    make teachy be the bait as punishment for not saying something earlier about him having an orb already

  15. Riaxh says:

    confuzzle one of them and watch the fun :)

  16. necoo says:

    or

    cast cunfuzzle on one of the guards to make them fight each other

  17. me123 says:

    Make an electric barrier between the towers.

  18. Sin says:

    Take out the guards and use their clothing to disguise as guards. That always works!

  19. DynamoDan says:

    Start doing “Thriller” in hopes it will speed the resurrection process up/.

  20. Reginald McMuffin says:

    Continue to do what your doing and pretend the guards arent there. maybe they’ll leave.

  21. Fishes says:

    Stick out your leg and trip the guards.

  22. Shadow says:

    Do a silly dance to confuse the guards.

  23. NightFlame says:

    Cast Invisible onto yourself,Techy,Deblin and Jane

  24. The One Guy says:

    I fourth the electric barrier idea.

  25. Kronoa says:

    Electric Barrier the gap – but make sure there’s no way to go around the towers instead?

  26. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Maybe this wasn’t the best spot to hide….

  27. Thordain says:

    Cast animate and amplify on your damaged walrus statue and tell it to guard your party.

  28. Pray that Krinn and Ray show up to save the day!

  29. Chaotick says:

    Do a level check.

  30. BoozeAddict says:

    Stab your hand and start chanting something. Maybe guards will think you’re a blood mage?

  31. shazam says:

    Electric barrier is the way to go…but put it around the group, not just between the barriers

  32. Szkieletor says:

    Point in other direction than Deblin and tell the guards that prisoners ran there.

  33. nooB says:

    Electric barrier!

  34. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Incinerate incinerate incinerate.

  35. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Use a disguise you conveniently found on the ground.

  36. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Distract them with a musical number.

  37. Ăšlfur says:

    Tell the guards that if they “want to arrest you they must answer these questions two” because it rhymes.

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