Laugh hysterically at something random.
:O!!!
What do you do?
first? whee!
wait. something MUST happen.
GET LOLRUS NAO!!!! AT ALL COST!!!!!!!!!
Inventory the “fake warus”.
Remember the good times and the bad times with the real one while you are being carried away.
rescue the walrus at all costs.
Wet your robes and let the gravity do the rest.
Ask “fake warus” to help you!
GET LOLRUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a spitting contest!
say the walrus is the real king and ray is a double.
Get a persecution complex
Sing the Lolrus song!
Acquire Lolrus. Priority: Maximum. Other issues: Unimportant.
Animate Lolrus.
Lolrus is the real king, play defend your honor, lol
call him for help
Plead for lolrus to save you! After all, he is invincible by comedy.
For the love of god, man, RETRIEVE THINE LOLRUS!
Lolrus… you’ve betrayed us for the guards!?!
cast a retrive spell!! or Trick the warforged into capturing it or let it go james, let it go…
Imagine the great adventure your old walrus must have had getting there.
They musthave harmed Lolrus! Time to get revenge.
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cast liquify on lolrus. He must hold some kind of magical wonder!
Fourthed Fload.
Check to see if the guards looted your inventory.
Demand that Deblin heal you!
Levitate your precious lolrus.
GET LOLRUS NOW!!!!!!
WITH THE POWER OF LOLRUS YOU GET FREE AND DEFEAT THE ENEMY.
LOLRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and yay my suggestion was taken!!!!!!!!!
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first? whee!
wait. something MUST happen.
GET LOLRUS NAO!!!! AT ALL COST!!!!!!!!!
Inventory the “fake warus”.
Remember the good times and the bad times with the real one while you are being carried away.
rescue the walrus at all costs.
Wet your robes and let the gravity do the rest.
Ask “fake warus” to help you!
GET LOLRUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a spitting contest!
say the walrus is the real king and ray is a double.
Get a persecution complex
Sing the Lolrus song!
Acquire Lolrus. Priority: Maximum. Other issues: Unimportant.
Animate Lolrus.
Lolrus is the real king, play defend your honor, lol
call him for help
Plead for lolrus to save you! After all, he is invincible by comedy.
For the love of god, man, RETRIEVE THINE LOLRUS!
Lolrus… you’ve betrayed us for the guards!?!
cast a retrive spell!!
or
Trick the warforged into capturing it
or
let it go james, let it go…
Imagine the great adventure your old walrus must have had getting there.
They musthave harmed Lolrus! Time to get revenge.
Seconded ForeverLoading
thirded forever loading
Next
cast liquify on lolrus. He must hold some kind of magical wonder!
Fourthed Fload.
Check to see if the guards looted your inventory.
Demand that Deblin heal you!
Levitate your precious lolrus.
GET LOLRUS NOW!!!!!!
WITH THE POWER OF LOLRUS YOU GET FREE AND DEFEAT THE ENEMY.
GET LOLRUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and yay my suggestion was taken!!!!!!!!!