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Bonding

Ask Youidiotians where the man named Joshua is.

The Youidiotians are unaware of Joshua’s location.

What do you do?

42 Suggestions for “Bonding”

  1. Wilpah says:

    Show them you’re 20 INT, seeing what effect it has on them.

  2. Doomcat says:

    rephrase “you are a moron” and incinerate the banjo before Ray gets anywhere close

  3. Kouk says:

    Stubbornly press on in search of Joshua, encountering more local color.

  4. Parish_Farmer says:

    Cast Buzz on the locals, see if they will confer any new information.

  5. Wilpah says:

    Show the Youidiotans your 20 INT and see what happens.

  6. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Since the citizens of Youidiot are obviously very stupid,

    Use intelligence to assert dominance and become the mayor.

    These stupid people need a not-as-stupid leader!

  7. Lunar-tic says:

    Tell them to get a job!

  8. Edman says:

    kill them all, bunch of hippies, than act like you did nothing, take that 20 INT!

  9. monke_king says:

    BURN THEM! Burn them in a cleansing hell FIRE!… or just leave.

  10. ChaoticBrain says:

    Leave Youidiot while you still have some sanity intact.

  11. Namida says:

    Now, this is a good place to get some nifty mage threads, if I ever saw one.

  12. Godly says:

    INCINERATE !!!

  13. that guy says:

    look around and see if you can’t find any signs that indicate a cleric’s store OR look around for anyone dressed like a cleric (wearing a robe, carrying a staff, ect. OR ask someone who doesn’t look like a hippie

  14. hero122 says:

    vegitate the town, and set it to flames.

  15. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Oh no. Oh no, oh no. There are far to many musical instruments to destroy. Ray will no doubt obtain one and start a musical. Be prepared to plug your ears.

  16. Moogle says:

    Ask them whether, in a past life, any of the people there were named. . . whatever that cleric guy you were looking for was named.

  17. Moogle says:

    Liquify banjo.

  18. TJ says:

    LET Roy sing. Show them that not all music is healing.

    …Maaaaybe plug your ears first though.

  19. Have Ray challenge them to a guitar contest. If Ray wins, they keep him.

  20. tgdda says:

    Buzz Banjo

  21. PHANTOM says:

    Slap a hippy.

  22. necoo says:

    well time to scorch the place… cast incinerate

  23. an alien says:

    tell ray to start playing.

  24. necoo says:

    oh wait this is a good opertunity to get guitar ashes one of the key ingredients for “hp potion”

  25. Kama says:

    Abscond

  26. Greenwind says:

    Ask Ray to show them the darker side of music.

  27. Shadow says:

    Ask them if they hug trees.

  28. me123 says:

    Look for him instead of asking these hippies.

  29. Muffinmanifestation says:

    Challenge him to a music contest, with Ray as your representative.

  30. Max says:

    Try – and fail – to prevent Ray from acquiring an instrument from one of the locals

  31. Niriw says:

    Go hippie and talk about if they know someone who can see dead people and make them come back

  32. Input says:

    Use your detective clothes to solve this problem out.

  33. Gl1tch says:

    Smoke a peace pipe.

  34. Koyal says:

    Confuzzle them, it might make them more helpfull.
    or
    Incinerate and inventory the banjo ashes.

    1 Igredient acquired, 2 left.

  35. NightFlame says:

    Get out of this hippy hell!

  36. Ask Sunflower to direct you to someone who can revive the deceased.

  37. mahta says:

    knock Ray out to prevent him from gaining an instrument
    or
    get some of those cool clothes

  38. Chaotick says:

    Use Jane-ball to spit seething comments at them until they say where you can find a cleric.

  39. Seolyk says:

    listen to some of that healing jive and snap those fingers!

  40. zachary says:

    JANE FAILED YOU

  41. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Whatever. Go on a town-wide killing spree.

  42. BoozeAddict says:

    steal their acid. Then kill them for exp

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