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Thoughts of your father are pushed away, by a loud scream. You also accidentally drop Jane…again.

What do you do?

32 Suggestions for “Can’t breathe”

  1. ??? says:

    Join in the wonderful chorus.

  2. TJ says:

    Quickly! No time to pick her up.Just kick the Jane Orb towards the sound and then follow.

  3. Moogle says:

    Interpret Jane’s (likely) swearing to be about somebody named Timmy who may or may not have been involved in the scream.

  4. Syndrome says:

    Look for the source of the scream.

  5. Ash says:

    Well, we can’t touch Jane now. Because you can’t lay a finger on my butterfingers.

    Or… your orb like body.

  6. Godly says:

    See where the AAAH! sound came from.

  7. Wilpah says:

    Look in the direction of where the screaming came from.

  8. 794 says:

    ATTACK!

  9. Supernerd says:

    Go check it out!

  10. Kouk says:

    Investigate the scream (that happened 4 minutes ago?) and scoop Jane up.

  11. Niriw says:

    Do a Spot Check!!!

  12. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    ‘Accidentally’ mishear Jane’s words and reply to her with “What’s that boy?! Timmy’s trapped in the old well!?”

  13. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Search for source of said scream.

  14. necoo says:

    well at least the ball thing is unbreakable

  15. Ham says:

    This looks like a job for: Someone Actually Useful! Stay where you are to avoid complicating matters.

  16. me123 says:

    Pick up Jane…again.

  17. necoo says:

    throw jane in the direction of the scream then when you find her again ask her what the screaming was about

  18. Chowder says:

    Forget the scream as the spirit of your father comes along to tell you a cryptic hint regarding the quest ahead. And also to call your mother once in a while. Sheesh, you’d think you never heard of crystal balls or something.

  19. Vuanaunt says:

    Pick up Jane (…again) with a couple of witty pick-up lines.

  20. dylan says:

    “the occasional resurection” try to heal jane.

  21. hero122 says:

    say that your hands are made of skin, not butter as you scoop up jane.

  22. Doomcat says:

    run towards the sound! oh, wait, we have to take Jane too dont we?

  23. Shadow says:

    Dry your hands and pick Jane up.

  24. HORKAK says:

    facepalm

  25. MuneCyra says:

    Anticipate it being the bard’s new instrument,or result of such.

  26. NightFlame says:

    Pick up Jane and look for the source of the scream

  27. Reginald McMuffin says:

    Turn and hope you dont see ray. HOPE TOO GOD.

  28. Daemon says:

    Turn toward the scream and stab the first thing in sight with Jane

  29. Loof says:

    Tell Jane: No, a buttergolem has butterfingers, I have elf-fingers.

  30. Chaotick says:

    Divert your “attention” from Jane to the scream.

  31. Kayar says:

    I second Reginald. Ray would be a worse fate than hell. Unless that scream was him dying, in which case you would have to throw a party… er… funeral.

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