Recall how you got the last name Woodrock.
From your father…duh..Neil Woodrock. Lumberjack by day, demon slayer by night. He was a paladin, if one wishes to be as specific as one could. He didn’t really approve of you becoming a mage, mostly because he insisted that mages are “stupid, girly, sissies that are only good for healin’ and the occasional resurrection”. Well if he’s so tough…why did he die of old age?! HA!
What do you do?
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Vow to never think of your family again, unless in the most dire of circumstances.
Stop remininscing, Jane needs you!
Finally! A flahback! We just learned more about James’ past today than in the whole first chapter! \o/
Keep remembering until your party is ready to go.
Learn Necromancy. Bring him back to life.
use lightning on hippies
What are you waiting for? Get the party members and be on your way!
Purchase a mana potion.
Ask a Youidiotan to point the town location on your map
Realize how much you miss your father and burst out in tears.
Alternatively, grab bewbs immediately.
recall your fathers last words
Continue flashback.
keep a lookout for blasting off towers
ask jane how it feels to be in a ball
Wonder what ever happened to your mother.
Juggle Jane carelessly.
Have flashback about the rest of your family.
RAPE JANE…IN A BALL
restore mana in an N0b no more fashin