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I smell side quest

Reassure the queen that you consider her and her family more than a mere obstacle.

Sounds like you’re getting yourself into another side quest.

What do you do?

45 Suggestions for “I smell side quest”

  1. Fitzy says:

    Pray that this does not require a sacrifice in any way.

  2. NightFlame says:

    Give them some crystals as a gift

    or

    Ask what this place is

  3. FinalStrik3 says:

    Decide that you would only accept a task directly from Alpha000.

  4. Devious_Psychopath says:

    Bless them while pretending to be a holy man.

  5. Eric says:

    Spit and proclaiim “Here’s your salivation!”

  6. Kouk says:

    Appear to listen to the queen, with raised eyebrow in ambassadorial manner, as if very interested in what she says.

  7. tgdda says:

    Ask her how you could help.

  8. Ratzmaus says:

    Decide that you would only accept a task directly from OMEGA!

  9. jerqod says:

    ask what she means by “salvation”

  10. Piotyr says:

    Next

  11. Vozw says:

    Ask her to elaborate.

  12. necoo says:

    inquire about this salvation… only to ignore the request after you get out

  13. Moogle says:

    Ask, “You mean that stuff that comes from my mouth?”

  14. anonymous says:

    Ask how you can help and also stop looking incredibly silly

  15. Kronoa says:

    Agree, on the condition that no one gets sacrificed to heathen gods.

  16. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Agree to help without even bothering to ask the details. The faster we get this over with the faster we get to Youidiot, after all!

  17. Darkheil23 says:

    recieve more information on this “salvation” it seems to be a very interesting topic (whilst waring your levitating hat of course)

  18. ChaoticBrain says:

    I hate you so much.

  19. dudeman says:

    examine what is in your hand.

  20. zachary says:

    ask what she wants

  21. Rokwar says:

    Lead the ants RTS style and take over youidiot

  22. Wolfholw44 says:

    Help the ants salvate

  23. carl says:

    Pass Gas

  24. Shadow says:

    Tell her you will save Youidiot, as you are a hero.

  25. mahta says:

    Declare your group the Hero’s of Youidoit, then do whatever she asks.

  26. mahta says:

    err make that Heroes

  27. me123 says:

    Lear more about their “salvation” thing.

  28. Mixmastermind says:

    This can only lead to trouble; make a run for it.

  29. bamboo says:

    just do it lazy elf

  30. Koyal says:

    Salvation? Leave it for the paladin dude, he is going to be there soon or later when he follows you tracks.

  31. DynamoDan says:

    Salvation from what? Giant flying dinosaurs that shoot lasers from their eyes and are summoned by the power of heavy metal?

  32. Niriw says:

    Ask which would be the exp reward (it’s been quite a while since our last lvl up)

  33. Jenn the Hen says:

    Tell the Queen that you will lead her to salvation and deliver her people from any evil that threatens them.

  34. Sparky says:

    Tickle her bloated abdomen.

  35. Sellyme says:

    Kill her and take her hat!

  36. DynamoDan says:

    Make suggestive advances at Alpha001…

  37. Chaotick says:

    Salivate at salvation.

  38. Godly says:

    Ask what she’s thinking about

  39. Dreamstorm says:

    Side quest? We’ve had nothing BUT sidequests and plotchanges so far.

  40. Dreadclaw says:

    Ask if you have a choice. When the inevitable “no” comes, listen to what the quest is.

  41. autoglassmasterclass says:

    What is it?

  42. TheGuyFromThatPlace says:

    Give them the rights to Terminator Salvation.

  43. jerqod says:

    can’t anyone just second someone instead of saying the same dang thing!

  44. Muffinmanifestation says:

    Shit.

  45. jerqod says:

    what? muffin

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