Give him your attention.
You DID mention that you don’t want to cremate her, right?
What do you do?
Shit, shit shit SHIT.
Next
Shock and turn Idle mode on
Scream at Deblin for burning Jane.
Go into shock.
Store Jane in your inventory next to the walrus.
“I WANTED HER ALIVE ON EARTH AND NOT IN HEAVEN!”
Oh noes! Clearly your innocent Elven mind cannot take this kind of shock. Therefore the only option is to become quite mad and start sputtering nonsense phrases. Much like Ray does.
Berate Deblin for clearly misinterpreting orders.
“Now what?”
KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN.
At least she’s easier to carry around that way.
Stare in shock.
Wait for Deblin to finish “doing his thing”.
ask Deblin “now we need to find a new body for Jane, right?”
The orb now flies to you and say”thanks for reviving me.”
or ”what took you so long!”
Wtf?
Don’t allow Deblin to upstage you! Set TWO things on fire!
OH! Uuuhm. I mean
Tell Deblin he’s a silly half-demon
Or
Sing the “Jane is a killjoy” song in rememberance of Jane.
Pick your chin up off the floor. Ya know cause it will be there from shock.
Give in to anger and become a super elf.
Jane WAS a killjoy, Jane WAS a Debbie downer. we now are the people happy and no longer frowners.
Politely asks Deblin what the hell he was thinking.
RAGEEEEEEE!!!
wait until Deblin finishes.
Gaze upon the beauty that is… a no-longer-undead Jane.
Next.
KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. YOU WANTED JANE ALIVE OR UNDEAD, NOT IN HELL SHIT DAMN SHIT DAMN ……… INCINERATE DEBLIN’S ASS!!!
Freak out!
Shock so badly you wear your underwear out, and vow you will protect the innocent and become… the ELVENGER
Live and let live.
stare for five seconds and then start screaming like a little girl and running around in circles
SCREAM RANDOM Obscenities!!!
This is the second time you’ve watched Jane die. Have a seizure.
stare with wounder at the marvelous glow… with lolrus of course
Yell WTF!
Yell ‘NOOOOOO’ in a Darth Vader manner.
Wait for it…
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Shit, shit shit SHIT.
Next
Shock and turn Idle mode on
Scream at Deblin for burning Jane.
Go into shock.
Store Jane in your inventory next to the walrus.
“I WANTED HER ALIVE ON EARTH AND NOT IN HEAVEN!”
Oh noes! Clearly your innocent Elven mind cannot take this kind of shock. Therefore the only option is to become quite mad and start sputtering nonsense phrases. Much like Ray does.
Berate Deblin for clearly misinterpreting orders.
“Now what?”
KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN.
At least she’s easier to carry around that way.
Stare in shock.
Wait for Deblin to finish “doing his thing”.
ask Deblin “now we need to find a new body for Jane, right?”
The orb now flies to you and say”thanks for reviving me.”
or ”what took you so long!”
Wtf?
Don’t allow Deblin to upstage you! Set TWO things on fire!
OH! Uuuhm. I mean
Tell Deblin he’s a silly half-demon
Or
Sing the “Jane is a killjoy” song in rememberance of Jane.
Pick your chin up off the floor. Ya know cause it will be there from shock.
Give in to anger and become a super elf.
Jane WAS a killjoy, Jane WAS a Debbie downer.
we now are the people happy and no longer frowners.
Politely asks Deblin what the hell he was thinking.
RAGEEEEEEE!!!
wait until Deblin finishes.
Gaze upon the beauty that is… a no-longer-undead Jane.
Next.
KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. KILL DEBLIN. YOU WANTED JANE ALIVE OR UNDEAD, NOT IN HELL SHIT DAMN SHIT DAMN ……… INCINERATE DEBLIN’S ASS!!!
Freak out!
Shock so badly you wear your underwear out, and vow you will protect the innocent and become… the ELVENGER
Live and let live.
stare for five seconds and then start screaming like a little girl and running around in circles
SCREAM RANDOM Obscenities!!!
This is the second time you’ve watched Jane die.
Have a seizure.
stare with wounder at the marvelous glow… with lolrus of course
Yell WTF!
Yell ‘NOOOOOO’ in a Darth Vader manner.
Wait for it…