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The respect you deserve

Bathe in the glory you just attained.

You don’t know if you should be more worried about the chief thinking that you’re female, or the goblin hand on your rear.

What do you do?

29 Suggestions for “The respect you deserve”

  1. K17U says:

    About neither.
    Sex change on yourself.

  2. BoozeAddict says:

    demand a reward for your noble deed

  3. Ask everyone present if they know anyone who can revive Jane.

  4. JamestheElf says:

    Is their a necromancer in the house?

  5. Namida says:

    Point out how the term “witch” is derogatory, and demand to be called a sorceress. Also, shouldn’t you be getting experience for this?

  6. Doomcat says:

    now now, dont be TOO greedy, we’ll only ask for all the villages possesions that we WANT…meaning anything of value

  7. TJ says:

    Let the power go to your head. A statue must now be built in your honor!

  8. Ratzmaus says:

    Sexchange waterglow into a woman…

  9. The One Guy says:

    I second K17U.

  10. Niriw says:

    Take LOLrus out of your inventory, and make it the new town monument

    OR

    Ask if anybody knows where Joshua is

  11. Gl1tch says:

    Ask for celebratory mana potions

  12. Uoteau says:

    Talk to the chief about corn and its wonders.

  13. Ravingmad says:

    Use this miracle as proof that you are a great hero, come to seek Joshua.

  14. Burnage says:

    Wonder why they aren’t mad at you for destroying their monument.

  15. Chaotick says:

    Mention the word reward.

  16. Godly says:

    REWARD REWARD REWARD NOW !

  17. necoo says:

    request 100 manna potions for your noble deed

  18. Jestah says:

    SEX CHANGE!

  19. Kouk says:

    Get annoyed with this overreaction, and disappointed at the very low Quest XP reward for your effort. Teach you to help random, stupid people.

    Also, knock off the remembrances and return to the correct timeline(?).

  20. Koyal says:

    When in Rome… Overeact like them, just go with the flow.

  21. pludrpladr says:

    complain about the youiditiotans(?) having no resurrecter

  22. Gir says:

    I second Jestah! W00t!

  23. zlith says:

    If there is a celebration odds are there is going to be music. DON’T LET RAY NEAR THE BAND!

  24. HellMage501 says:

    Become an dictator.

  25. HellMage501 says:

    Brag it to jane and you know it will bring amusement of MAGIC.

  26. HellMage501 says:

    Dominate their town.

  27. HellMage501 says:

    Realize it is a trap AGAIN.

  28. HellMage501 says:

    Recruit the guy with the afro.

  29. HellMage501 says:

    Make a fan club.
    OR
    Make them your minions.

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