Wicked witch of the cave

Ask how you can help and also stop looking incredibly silly.

Ah. A six member raid then! You also store the idea of stopping your silliness at the back of your head. Perhaps the idea will come into motion at some time. Not very likely as the back of your mind also contains your mage training and a blueprint of a giant mechanical walrus, both of which you haven’t used.

What do you do?

28 Suggestions for “Wicked witch of the cave”

  1. Kayar says:

    “I will see that the old hag is taken care of, your highness!”

  2. K17U says:

    Goddammit, I hate sidequests!

  3. Namida says:

    Proceed to seek out this new antagonist.

  4. BoozeAddict says:

    inventory your sillyness, your walrus blueprints need more room

  5. Niriw says:

    Ask if by any chance the witch is called Joshua Shertz

  6. Eric says:

    Sounds pretty dangerous, you’d better send Ray in as a scout.

  7. Greenwind says:

    Forget all about it and go to work on the giant mechanical walrus!

  8. dudeman says:

    before you do anything drink a mana potion.

  9. Shadow says:

    Rush like an idiot to defeat the witch!

  10. Godly says:

    Wet your robes because you don’t like “Gruesome” people

  11. Antipope says:

    Put that high INT to use, ask about what the witch can do.

  12. Dreadclaw says:

    One part mana potion, one part Crystal Shard, a chip of dragon tooth, some real bandit metal, some robes off the guy that hit ya, a bit of hair from the disguise that bitya and there. Witch-B-Gone Spray.

  13. Renie says:

    “before you do anything drink a mana potion.”

  14. Chaotick says:

    Ask for as many supporting ant soldiers as possible.

  15. Doomcat says:

    Hideous witch? what are we waiting for! lets run the other direction!

    (also GM typo: strenght should be strength ;)

    OR: hideous witch? which way? say “that witch will wish she was a fish!” like the idiot you are

  16. Gl1tch says:

    State that the witch will not be a problem, you’ve already trapped Jane in an orb

    or

    Begin your quest!

  17. Koyal says:

    Buy new gear at the nearest ant wargear shop, I’m sure it will fit perfectly.

  18. Dreamstorm says:

    Accept this noble quest and get started.

  19. Ratzmaus says:

    To make it clear… you banished her and reduced her strength using a few level 1-3 ants, didn’t finish her and simply WAITED till she got enough strength to kill every bit of your kingdom?

  20. maxx111 says:

    half pay now half pay later. Take it or leave it

  21. Reginald McMuffin says:

    Dress jane and your walrus in the finest raiding armor available, And prepare for BATTLE!

  22. Jenn the Hen says:

    Ask for the witch’s name.

  23. mahta says:

    use the blueprint to fix LOLrus.

  24. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Ask for resources to build the giant mechanical walrus.

  25. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Begin to consider building a giant mechanical walrus.

  26. NightFlame says:

    Use a mana potion

    or

    Turn the draconic gents poster into a blindfold

  27. Moogle says:

    Plan to trap the witch’s ugliness in a mirror, thus enabling you to use it on your opponents at a future date.

  28. Demand resources to create a weapon of mass destruction to defeat said which. (Weapon of mass destruction as in GIANT ROBO WALRUS)

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