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Blonde and the beast

Find an enemy to paralyze.

There’s one…but he looks rather big to paralyze. You assume this is the beast the fairy was talking about.

What do you do?

26 Suggestions for “Blonde and the beast”

  1. Shadow says:

    Say hi.

  2. Johngod3 says:

    Politely ask it to go away.

  3. Lunar-tic says:

    Discuss strategy with your team.

  4. Input says:

    Test its abilities first by taunting it.

  5. Gl1tch says:

    Charge with wild abandon

    or

    Use incinerate on it.

  6. Niriw says:

    Cast Electric Barrier and/or Amplify on Techy, then FIGHT

  7. srdudeman says:

    give it some food

  8. JamestheElf says:

    Considering that it is eating fairy blood, warn all party members to keep all salt water and guitars AWAY from the monster.

  9. ChaoticBrain says:

    Try to blind it first.

  10. Chaotick says:

    Petrify the fairy blood on his hands to lock his hand in place.

  11. TheObserver says:

    Quick! Beat it with your Bewb stick!

  12. Koyal says:

    Be smart for once, that is the monster offspring, look around for its mommy.

  13. Fred says:

    Winnie the Pooh!

  14. Manucharyan says:

    Tell him to stop hogging the sweet fairy nectar… stuff

  15. Input says:

    Notice the heart shaped hole in front of him.

  16. K17U says:

    Hug it.

  17. PHANTOM says:

    Confuzzle the beast.

  18. necoo says:

    push ray forward to see what the beast does to him

  19. zlith says:

    Sh-sh-sh-shock it

  20. Doomcat says:

    walk up to it and get utterly stunned and crazed by its cuteness

  21. TheSilentManCometh says:

    Pull out a Pokeball and Catch it

  22. Citizen Kane says:

    Poke it in the eye

  23. Kgummy says:

    Liquefy only it’s eyes. A blind beast is much easier to deal with.

  24. fff3 says:

    give everyone their codenames, assume flanking positions and let the “Operation: Fairybeast’s Doom” begin

  25. AzerothDN says:

    STRIFE!

  26. Pazno says:

    Attempt to inventory monster.

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