Play along.
Satan provides a box and instructions about it’s delivery. The package appears very bland…which is actually a good idea if you wouldn’t want anyone to notice it. Very well planned…
…except for the fact that this thing is huge.
What do you do?
Disscuss with Satan about Jane. Then, open the box.
It looks so tempting… You must petrify the top of the box to stop anyone from opening the box.
i agree with ronto
Inventory the box and find out what your party members are up to.
Lets talk about payment… you need free sole reign over the soul of Jane!
Ask for the permission of Jane’s revival in return for the delivery.
Walk through the door.
find a good hiding spot and open the box
Place the packae in you’re ulternat dimension backpack.
Jane! hello?
or
open the box! it wouldn’t be James if you didn’t.
Thank him for his patronage and get the HELL out.
Fly to the ice castle with your cape PCHOOOOO!
Oopsie… I’m sure its not damaged.
Discuss Jane. Maybe also draw a face on the box. Jane DOES need a friend who’s as exciting as her.
Try to explain why you’ve actually come.
Ride the package like a horse
You know you want to open the box.
Cast invisibility on the box (after your mana is replenished, of course), but not on its contents. You were only told not to open it, right?
Casually mention that you need a friend revived.
Cautiously mention that you need a friend revived.
Capriciously mention that you need a friend revived.
Exit the room, then go back and explain that you are not the courier and that he desperately needs to improve security.
Crazely mention that you need a friend revived.
Open it right in front of him!
Sell your soul in order to become a great guitarist (or lutist) then mysteriously disappear at a crossroads.
Ok lets try something that most books or stories wouldn’t do.
Give back the package and explain you are not the delivery boy.
Open it! With all haste available.
Cry because there is now a side quest to the side quest to the side quest.
Do exactly the opposite of what he just said.
OPEN IT!!! (You know you want it…)
Use your stupid curiosity to open the package.
Delegate. Find an imp to hand off this assignment to.
Next
open it
Casually juggle box.
Skullllllll…
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