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Fair(y) travels

Get this show on the road.

After everybody wakes up, you decide it is time to get going, as you won’t find Holy by just standing at one place. Seeing as there are giant mountains to the south, Joshua’s cave to the east and a lot of places you already visited to the west, you decide to head north.

After several hours of travel you reach a forest filled with glowing mushrooms and fairies.

What do you do?

45 Suggestions for “Fair(y) travels”

  1. VDOgamez says:

    Start catching fairies like a little boy catching fireflies.

  2. Beg the thousands of fairies to teach you how to dance.

  3. Dreadclaw says:

    Run away. You are a fairy murderer after all.

  4. Gnauga says:

    Speak fairy.
    “HEY HEY HEY HEY/HEY/HEY LISTEN HEY HEY/HEY LISTEN HEY HEY/LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN”

  5. Eric says:

    Kill the fairies and retrieve their ashes. You must create more super-potions!

  6. nooB says:

    get some fairies so you can make more godpowder

  7. Fred says:

    Capture a fairy and make it your personal guide.

  8. Iccc says:

    Inventory all the fairies and have everyone else do so

  9. Uoteau says:

    Try to avoid all the “Hey”s and “Watch out”s.

  10. Meh says:

    There is a blue fairy. Kill it – you are doing the world a favour.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Eat a mushroom. Then, try and communicate with the fairies.

  12. TheGuyFromThatPlace says:

    Kill the fairies with mushrooms.

  13. srdudeman says:

    watch the fairys reaction to your presense

  14. Someguy says:

    eat a glowing mushroom

  15. Piotyr says:

    Send deblin in there and see what happens.

  16. Niriw says:

    Start catching fairies and harvesting mushrooms.

    OR

    Next

  17. me123 says:

    Kill fairies to make lots of HP Powder.

  18. Kgummy says:

    Decide to waste all of your magic for the day on useless spells.

  19. Kayar says:

    Give the readers a map so we can better understand where everything is.

  20. Jonath Nell says:

    Eat mushrooms…

  21. Yipyap33 says:

    Catch a blue one

  22. PHANTOM says:

    Capture all the fairies you can find for the TITANS POTION.

  23. Supernerd says:

    Wear a ridiculous disguise. The fairies might know what you did.

  24. Duck says:

    Inventory fairy.

  25. Edman says:

    BOTTLE A FAIRY/ INVENTORY A FAIRY!

  26. necoo says:

    stock up on fairies and hope that ray has a few guitars you can burn

  27. mahta says:

    capture faeries and collect mushrooms

  28. BoozeAddict says:

    Ignore what everyone else says and DON’T INVENTORY ANY FAIRIES! You didin’t see their level so don’t cause trouble.

  29. Koyal says:

    Look for the family of you dead fairy, beg for theyr forgiveness.
    or
    Demand to talk to the fairy queen.

  30. Wilpah says:

    Inventory a fairy, then mash it and add water.

  31. Edwardius says:

    Second BoozeAddict. Instead search for a mushroom creature to become your familiar.

  32. Antipope says:

    Ask if anyone remembers why we were here

  33. Shadow says:

    Taste one of the mushrooms.

  34. zlith says:

    Find a blue one, you need another HP potion.

  35. Lunar-tic says:

    Inventory a mushroom

  36. Volpe says:

    Unleash the Deblin.

  37. Gir says:

    Kill a fairy. That’s one less ingredient for the potion.

  38. Gir says:

    Wait… Than after that, make Ray make a stone guitar or something. What was the last ingredient again?

  39. Kouk says:

    If you ignore them, maybe they will go away.

  40. necoo says:

    95% of the people want to grab a few fairies so… get to it

    oh and by the way gir the ingredients for the “hp powder” are dead fairy, guitar ashes, and (thou this might have just diluted the mixture) salt-water

  41. ButterBum says:

    Start grabbing “supplies”

  42. purpleraven says:

    Kill a fairy and burn some guitar, make another super potion!

  43. me says:

    inventory all fairies

  44. hewwo says:

    inventory all fairies. now all we need is a ton of vials and guitar/banjo ashes and we’ll have a lot of super potions!

  45. randomguy1337 says:

    make more super potions and fix the problem with the suns

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