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Forgery

Read your record and make suitable “corrections”.

This is all wrong…maybe with a little corrections it can..ok yea. This is much better:

It is hard to describe this noble elf’s life in one page, for he has fought

countless battles with the demonic forces and ungodly abominations.

After a 70 year childhood spent in damnation with his awful mother

James Woodrock escaped to Relsh, where he graduated

top of his class in the Relsh magic academy. A place where

he won awards such as “most popular elf”, “best looking humanoid”

and “prom warlord”. His life after that is filled with beast-slaying,

village-saving and other heroic activities. All the while he tries to

protect his incompetent party members. But then again…when you’re

THIS good, everyone else seems incompetent.

Perfect…

What do you do?

18 Suggestions for “Forgery”

  1. FinalStrik3 says:

    Quick, look behind you!

  2. The Stick says:

    Sneak records back into file, and remind GM to spellcheck the “Inventory SRCEEN”

  3. Piotyr says:

    List what the file originally said!

  4. Koyal says:

    Add a note: “All demonic forces shall stay sway from his path.”

  5. The Stick says:

    Second Piotyr, but still remind GM to spellcheck “Inventory SRCEEN”

  6. AzerothDN says:

    Wait, your STILL lv.3!?

  7. someone says:

    check up on deblins situation

  8. Doomcat says:

    give the file back and walk off confidently to the area Krinn went to

  9. Kouk says:

    Return record without drawing attention, and follow Krinn. Without you, she might mess something up after all.

  10. Ratzmaus says:

    Loot the cool looking poster!

  11. Eric says:

    Snatch the poster and run.

  12. pieman170 says:

    sneek the paper back to its owner

  13. Necoo says:

    give the record back to the lady to ensure that it is well documented

  14. Niriw says:

    Time to switch to Krinn control

  15. Kronoa says:

    Watch the tamper-proof text magically turn back to the original paragraph.

  16. Gir says:

    Write that your level is OVER 9000!!!!!! Yeah, that’ll pwn. :D

  17. Nate says:

    Prom Warlord sounds like the best school title ever.

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