Read your record and make suitable “corrections”.

This is all wrong…maybe with a little corrections it can..ok yea. This is much better:
It is hard to describe this noble elf’s life in one page, for he has fought
countless battles with the demonic forces and ungodly abominations.
After a 70 year childhood spent in damnation with his awful mother
James Woodrock escaped to Relsh, where he graduated
top of his class in the Relsh magic academy. A place where
he won awards such as “most popular elf”, “best looking humanoid”
and “prom warlord”. His life after that is filled with beast-slaying,
village-saving and other heroic activities. All the while he tries to
protect his incompetent party members. But then again…when you’re
THIS good, everyone else seems incompetent.
Perfect…
What do you do?





Quick, look behind you!
Sneak records back into file, and remind GM to spellcheck the “Inventory SRCEEN”
List what the file originally said!
Add a note: “All demonic forces shall stay sway from his path.”
Second Piotyr, but still remind GM to spellcheck “Inventory SRCEEN”
Wait, your STILL lv.3!?
check up on deblins situation
give the file back and walk off confidently to the area Krinn went to
Return record without drawing attention, and follow Krinn. Without you, she might mess something up after all.
Loot the cool looking poster!
Snatch the poster and run.
sneek the paper back to its owner
give the record back to the lady to ensure that it is well documented
Time to switch to Krinn control
Watch the tamper-proof text magically turn back to the original paragraph.
Write that your level is OVER 9000!!!!!! Yeah, that’ll pwn.
Prom Warlord sounds like the best school title ever.
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