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Go to hell

Get your joy killed by the “buts”

You struggle to decide whether the giant door to hell popping up here is convenient, or incredibly freaky.

What do you do?

41 Suggestions for “Go to hell”

  1. TJ says:

    Ask for another door, prefferably one not on fire…

  2. Eric says:

    Observe the skulls with the odd slightly happy expressions.

  3. Ratzmaus says:

    WHAT? The underworld? Walk in like any cliché party walks into the underworld

  4. Kgummy says:

    Do something intelligent.

  5. carl says:

    Don’t you get to Hell by a hole?

  6. CNinja says:

    Waltz on in and LIQUEFY the first thing you encounter.

  7. Godly says:

    Whistle while entering the gate to hell.

  8. Koyal says:

    Tell Jane you already carried her here, so its up to her to convince them. Roll Jane down the hellhole.

  9. Nosbig says:

    Ride a bird into hell (CondoR?)

  10. Lunar-tic says:

    Go to hell in a handbasket!!!

  11. that guy says:

    weave a giant handbasket in which to enter hell

  12. Ixtey says:

    Go to hell! While singing the killjoy song, of course.

  13. Shadow says:

    Catch Ray in a heroic way.

  14. TJ says:

    Drop Ray in a heroic way.

  15. jerqod says:

    throw Jane in so she can talk to the lower kingdom face to ball face

  16. jerqod says:

    ask the party if any of them are allergic to fire or death.

  17. jerqod says:

    i second koyal

  18. me123 says:

    TO THE HELL-CAVE!!!

  19. Dreadclaw says:

    Enter flaming hellmouth of doom. But complain loudly about the FIRST minor annoyance you could possibly find. Make sure that person is the victim of ALL your frustration.

  20. an alien says:

    decide it’s both.

  21. pivotman99 says:

    Go into it.

  22. Niriw says:

    Ask for any advice from Joshua

    OR

    Let Ray go first

  23. mahta says:

    realize you haven’t looked at your group in a while and ignore the giant door while you carefully observe each party member

  24. necoo says:

    send ray in as you are not in the mood for more complications

  25. The Stick says:

    Show some competence for once and look down/in the Hell Door.

  26. Isriddari says:

    Try asking the skulls if they know Murray.

  27. hero122 says:

    let the bodys hit the floor.

  28. Wilpah says:

    Laugh at Jane for being sent down instead of up, and enter go with Joshua to get authorization.

  29. 1337 H4X says:

    I second Wilpah

  30. asdfghjkl; says:

    Throw Roy in first, to make sure it’s safe.

  31. carl says:

    Push Ray in to test if its safe.

  32. pieman170 says:

    oh crap!!!!

  33. Reginald McMuffin says:

    WE’RE OFF TO SEE THE DEVIL! THE WONDERFUL DEVIL OF HELL! WE HERE HE IS AN ARSE OF AN ARSE, IF EVER AN ARSE THERE WAS. IF EVER, O EVER AN ARSE THERE WAS, THE DEVIL OF HELL IS IT BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSE! BECAUSE OF ALL THE DAMNATION HE DOES! *dododododododo duido* WE’RE OFF TO SEE THE DEVIL, THE WONDERFUL DEVIL OF HELL!

  34. Max says:

    Do something silly that causes unnecessary delays, then get impatient with your party members that are taking too long

  35. Gir says:

    LET’S GO TO HELL!!! :D

  36. Nick says:

    Toss Orb-Jane in and walk away.

  37. ChaoticBrain says:

    Decide to hold off on going to hell until AFTER your mana has recharged.

  38. Loof says:

    Toss Jane in and hope for the best.

  39. zachary says:

    you know you don’t have to

  40. necoo says:

    tell him that we already have Jane’s soul so it shouldn’t be necessary to go to hell.

  41. M93 Raffica says:

    Convenient, because it hit Ray. Also, Send Ray in first.

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