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Hellish deskjob

Look if there is something interesting nearby.

You enter and spot several interesting things. You didn’t actually know what hell looked like, but you sure didn’t think it looked like this.

What do you do?

35 Suggestions for “Hellish deskjob”

  1. Zeruel says:

    Introduce yourself politely.

  2. MASTERBLADE600 says:

    awesome fight begin!

  3. Vengroe says:

    Realize that Joshua never actually told you WHO to talk to.

  4. asdfghjkl; says:

    Search for Professor Falken

  5. Lunar-tic says:

    Ask for directions to the guy in charge

  6. pivotman99 says:

    Yell at Hank because he’s too bossy.

  7. Realmhopper says:

    Bureaucracy mode, ACTIVATE!

  8. Lancer says:

    Ask Sally if it’s alright for Joshua to resurrect Jane. Since she’s busy, she’ll probably just say “yeah,” or “whatever.”

  9. Sin says:

    Stare in awe and shock.

  10. RAPE JANE says:

    Rape that ball.

  11. Vengroe says:

    Talk to the little mail-delivery-thing that looks like a walking chili pepper.

  12. jack says:

    aplly for a job

  13. Ham says:

    Quick! Closely examine that motivational poster before it catches fire!

  14. HORKAK says:

    scream kick and cry about the fact your sidequest has a sidequest

  15. Niriw says:

    Talk to the nearest guy and DEMAND for permission to resurrect Jane

  16. Niriw says:

    Let Deblin handle the situation

  17. tgdda says:

    Start screaming to get their attention.

  18. mahta says:

    Loudly demand permission to resurrect jane

  19. dudeman says:

    demand janes soul!

  20. Mush says:

    Take the poster at the right and examine it.

  21. necoo says:

    ask the little devil postman where the big devil is

  22. ChaoticBrain says:

    Are you kidding? Bureaucracy is the very DEFINITION of Hell!

  23. Kronoa says:

    Stalk the tiny mailman.

  24. Gl1tch says:

    Fill out resurrection forms.

  25. me123 says:

    Ask Hank where you can get someone a permission to get ressurected.

  26. Koyal says:

    Let the party do the talking, while you look for the coffee machine.

  27. Shadow says:

    Make a complaint.

  28. Vertro says:

    Hey look something shiny.

  29. Citizen Kane says:

    Captchalogue tiny mail demon.

    Or, failing that, use Jane’s orb to capture it. “Jane-achu, I choose you!”

  30. anomynous says:

    make fun of the short guy that’s running and ignore the other people.

  31. Sin says:

    Check out the small flame next to the cup on the floor.

  32. Waffle says:

    Interrupt Loudly

  33. Citizen Kane says:

    Flashback and start mumbling something about how they ‘Took your stapler’

  34. The One Guy says:

    Cower in fear of the horrors of Hell.

  35. BluePonchoGuy says:

    Notice how it looks very similar to a Dilbert cartoon

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