Explain why you’re here.
Good. You could really use someone to fling HP at you every time you decide to get goofy. Which is quite often.
What do you do?
Listen carefully to this… “method”
Get Goofy.
I guess you should be happy
throw Jane carelessly up.
Ignore everything Joshua says. If he is smart enough to do it, so are you.
listen to Joshua for about fifteen seconds before getting bored and finding something shiny to press
Touch the blue lightning-thingy.
Ask Joshua how the method works.
Thank him for his help
Ask how method works.
Get distracted half-way through.
Next
Prepare for the most difficult task you ever handled in your life… EVER!!!
Ask HAL, I mean Joshua, to sing “Daisy Bell”.
I just know there’s a catch to this.
Ask him what the catch is.
Try to listen though whatever he has to say, but start snoring five seconds into it (obviously only pretending to sleep since elves can’t sleep).
listen to the instructions
cast sex change on Joshua.
Set Jane-Orb down and walk off, observing the rest of Joshua’s domain.
Get your joy killed by the “buts”
Play a game of Global Thermonuclear War, and pretend you’re a guy named Professor Falken
It really has been a while since you’ve done something goofy. Balance Jane on your head.
Or
Put the magic floaty hat on Jane.
Let him work his magic.
What is this… method of his.
start the magic show,of necromancy.
Inquire about such method in an intelligent way.
Ask about the price.
Throw your cleric into the blue lightning.
Celebrate the good news by using Jain as a basket ball
Just ask Joshua to do his magic, details of this ressurection are unimportent.
All details are unimportant, expect the price.
Throw condoR at the electricity
We know he can, but will he? Ask if he will.
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Listen carefully to this… “method”
Get Goofy.
I guess you should be happy
throw Jane carelessly up.
Ignore everything Joshua says. If he is smart enough to do it, so are you.
listen to Joshua for about fifteen seconds before getting bored and finding something shiny to press
Touch the blue lightning-thingy.
Ask Joshua how the method works.
Thank him for his help
Ask how method works.
Get distracted half-way through.
Next
Prepare for the most difficult task you ever handled in your life… EVER!!!
Ask HAL, I mean Joshua, to sing “Daisy Bell”.
I just know there’s a catch to this.
Ask him what the catch is.
Try to listen though whatever he has to say, but start snoring five seconds into it (obviously only pretending to sleep since elves can’t sleep).
listen to the instructions
cast sex change on Joshua.
Set Jane-Orb down and walk off, observing the rest of Joshua’s domain.
Next
Get your joy killed by the “buts”
Next
Play a game of Global Thermonuclear War, and pretend you’re a guy named Professor Falken
It really has been a while since you’ve done something goofy. Balance Jane on your head.
Or
Put the magic floaty hat on Jane.
Let him work his magic.
What is this… method of his.
start the magic show,of necromancy.
Inquire about such method in an intelligent way.
Ask about the price.
Throw your cleric into the blue lightning.
Celebrate the good news by using Jain as a basket ball
Just ask Joshua to do his magic, details of this ressurection are unimportent.
All details are unimportant, expect the price.
Throw condoR at the electricity
We know he can, but will he? Ask if he will.