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Permanent record

Ask the secretary about your record.

You acquire J.Woodrock record.

What do you do?

40 Suggestions for “Permanent record”

  1. Dreadclaw says:

    Read your record. *DUH*

  2. asdfghjkl; says:

    Save it for later

  3. Garsemor says:

    Read it naow!

  4. Eric says:

    Ask for the records of Ray, Techy, Krinn, Jane and Deblin.

  5. Loof says:

    Realize that the records probably are in demonspeak.

  6. Shin says:

    Stick it between two pieces of bread and take a bite.

  7. Godly says:

    Read it. Duh.

  8. Godly says:

    Or
    Eat it. Just eat it.

  9. Lunar-tic says:

    Go into the room behind you for privacy.

  10. MASTERBLADE600 says:

    epic fight begin….. or you can just read it

  11. Wobahs says:

    Read your record and make suitable “corrections”.

  12. Gl1tch says:

    Inventory it.

  13. Input says:

    Take a small peek at it.

  14. Input says:

    Duplicate the record so you can keep one while the other one stays. Its a win win situation.

  15. carl says:

    Read your record and make *slight* changes to it.

  16. elpenguino says:

    ask that moustached man for your record.

  17. tgdda says:

    Read the record dumb elf!

  18. necoo says:

    yeah…. read it

  19. Kronoa says:

    Burn it in the fires of hell.

  20. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Destroy!!!

  21. Gir says:

    Read it, if you know how.

  22. Niriw says:

    Read your record

    OR

    Ask Deblin to translate the record for you

    OR

    Ask the secretary about your quest

  23. ChaoticBrain says:

    >READ RECORD

  24. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Read the record.

  25. dudeman says:

    why did you even want the record i thought we wanted Jane revived!
    or
    Toss it and demand janes soul

  26. me123 says:

    Look into your J.Woodrock record.

  27. Kouk says:

    Check out record, and correct any mistakes you find.

  28. Shadow says:

    Read the record and check the bad things out.

  29. Carnath says:

    I second Eric

  30. Carbon says:

    Burn the record, no one should know what it contains.

  31. Kgummy says:

    Modify it to make yourself awesome.

  32. TJ says:

    Burn it! No one must know….

  33. Proper Gentleman says:

    Read it then look for the Dwight-equivalent of this office.

  34. Kouk says:

    (And don’t forget to swipe office supplies when you finally leave.)

  35. Tappipappa says:

    Read it and prepare for TIME PARADOX.

  36. The One Guy says:

    Inventory Record.

  37. BoozeAddict says:

    Hope the record is written in elvish

  38. AMRIV says:

    Scratch out the 3 in “lv 3″ and write 4. Don’t forget to congratulate yourself for cleverly cheating the system.

  39. AMRIV says:

    Remember to decide upon actions before they happen.

  40. Dale says:

    hit on this secratery

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