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Ray the Pooh

Push Ray forward to see what the beast does to him.

The beast appears friendly, or at least not violent enough to leave it’s fairy honey and eat the intruder.

BUT THEN AGAIN!

It COULD be from a race of highly intelligent monsters who can detect brain waves, and has thus deducted that Ray is no real threat. So this could all be part of his plan to make you lower your guard. HAHA…NICE TRY MONSTER.

What do you do?

43 Suggestions for “Ray the Pooh”

  1. 794 says:

    Familiar request him!

  2. Pazno says:

    Push Jane forward to make sure.

  3. Sin says:

    Mmm fairy honey. Magically delicious!

  4. Eric says:

    Attack, of course!

  5. nooB says:

    INCINERATE

  6. Uoteau says:

    Agress the monster.

  7. JamestheElf says:

    Ask Jane for advice. (Seriously, I don’t want to attack something that isn’t a monster, when a REAL monster is hiding somewhere.)

  8. hydrowolfy says:

    Ask monster to leave fairy cave peacefully.

  9. VDOgamez says:

    Grab some fairy honey for yourself.

  10. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    Throw something at the rock. It’s obviously the mastermind behind everything.

  11. Keewy says:

    COnfuzzle the highly intelligent beast.

  12. Lunar-tic says:

    Our beast is in another castle…

  13. Niriw says:

    Cast Buzz on the beast

    OR

    Introduce yourself to the beast, maybe it is friendly like when you met Spring

  14. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Throw Bob at the monster.

  15. Koyal says:

    Incinerate the blue thing its getting honey from.
    or
    Liquify the blue thing its getting honey from.
    or
    Cast invisibility on the blue thing its getting honey from.
    or
    Eat honey.

  16. Push Deblin in next!

  17. Pikapals says:

    Feed the damaged walrus statue some honey.

  18. ChaoticBrain says:

    Try to communicate with the beast, but keep your wand at the ready at the first definite sign of hostility.

  19. NightFlame says:

    Go forward with agressive thoughts

  20. Supernerd says:

    Ask the monster if it knows anything about the monster that the fairy queen asked you to hunt.

  21. emperorexposition says:

    Soylent honey….IT’S FAIRIES!!

    Ahem. Realize it’s a baby and look around warily for its parents.

  22. hero122 says:

    ask jane for advice. homeslice.

  23. mahta says:

    inventory the fairy home

  24. tgdda says:

    Push someone else forward to see what the beast does to them.

  25. necoo says:

    consult quest log to see what you are actually supposed to do

  26. Gir says:

    Try to take away the honey to see what it does.

  27. Chowder says:

    Make him your familiar! Make him your familiar!

  28. Blarghhhh says:

    poke it in the eye

  29. Vengroe says:

    Notice the hole in the rock is heart shaped, get distracted by it, and run to it, most likely getting you into more trouble.

  30. PHANTOM says:

    Push Techy in to see it’s reaction.

  31. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Prod the beast with your staff.

  32. dudeman says:

    make it your familiar

  33. me123 says:

    Push the killljoy towards it to see if this a trap.

  34. me123 says:

    Sorry I mean killjoy.

  35. Shadow says:

    Jump on the monster’s back.

  36. John says:

    Offer it a napkin, since it has a honey mustache.

  37. Volpe says:

    Declare that you have figured out that the rock is sentient and uses the honey to mind control those who consume it. Then cast incinerate on the rock. If you hit Ray by *mistake*…well, accidents happen.

  38. AMRIV says:

    Cast sex change on the beast.

  39. Edwardius says:

    Ask to make a familiar pact with it. You will tame this mighty one eyed, four horned, fairy snot eater!

  40. Johngod3 says:

    Plot twist!

  41. Kouk says:

    Decide that conclusion was stupid, and think of a better plan.

  42. Godly says:

    Poke the beast as if your life depends on it.

  43. The One Guy says:

    Eat up!

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