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Spoken like a true killjoy

Drop Jaw.

You relax your jaw to the point where it stops being funny and starts being medically unsafe.

What do you do?

47 Suggestions for “Spoken like a true killjoy”

  1. asdfghjkl; says:

    Tell her you saw her naked

  2. Uoteau says:

    Try to speak, fail miserably.

  3. srdudeman says:

    i liked her undead look better kill her again, reanimate her, then accept her back into the party.

  4. Jim says:

    Mumble something about NOT staring at her all night…

  5. Koyal says:

    Explain the situation, you did not drop your jaw for her non-undead appearance, but to that dangerous thing just behind her.

  6. jerqod says:

    come up with excuses for giving her the pill while she was sleeping.

  7. jerqod says:

    say that the new chatbox came with the revival

  8. jerqod says:

    blame Techy.

  9. jerqod says:

    pay no attention to what she just said and demand to be healed.

  10. jerqod says:

    now that you have your cleric back, you can finally go mindlessly killing things again. YAY!

  11. nooB says:

    “Your hair is brown.”

  12. jerqod says:

    Btw I finally had one of my suggestions shown. WOOHOO!!!!1!!11!!!!

  13. Input says:

    Since all the excitement has been sucked up by the killjoy, you must find out the true purpose of the skulls.

  14. Hydrowolfy says:

    Hit on Jane.

  15. Volpe says:

    Fumble your words like a teenager seeing boobs for the first time.

  16. Hydrowolfy says:

    Ask Jane to prom.

  17. Kronoa says:

    Borrow Krin’s mirror.

  18. Kouk says:

    Marvel at how disgusting human females are, especially when alive.

  19. me123 says:

    Ask her if she can show you her (magical) bewbs.

  20. Gl1tch says:

    Congratulate her on becoming Human again.

  21. 794 says:

    Ask why her hairs are brown

  22. Ham says:

    Ask “Why so serious?”

    OR

    Gloat that you actually did something right.

  23. Godly says:

    Smile towards Jane.

    You know she wants it. :P

  24. K17U says:

    Stop acting like you’ve never seen a cleavage before.

  25. someone says:

    Look toward the direction of the moOn.

  26. NightFlame says:

    Try to change the topic

  27. zeta-mus says:

    AVERT THY EYES LEST YE BE TEMPTED BY INFERIOR RACES! BEGONE, FOUL WENCH!

  28. necoo says:

    i second zeta-mus

  29. Niriw says:

    Do something idiotic to make her feel some emotions

    OR

    I second Volpe

  30. Loudeath says:

    Prod her face with a twig

  31. Kgummy says:

    Comment on her magical bewbs.

    Yay for referring to things that happened earlier.

  32. Gir says:

    I second Hydrowolfy.

  33. mahta says:

    ask who she is and what she did with Jane

  34. necoo says:

    notice that it is getting a little hot with the 2 sun thing

  35. PHANTOM says:

    Enjoy a nice, refreshing can of WHOOP ASS from the monster behind Jane.

  36. Duck says:

    Ask for healing

  37. Citizen Kane says:

    Tell her she needs to get that mole looked at. You know… THAT one…
    or
    make lewd comments about her inferior species’ bodies.
    or
    Inform her that she can always rejoin the ranks of the undead now that she’s alive. Of course, there’s nothing sinister in that at all. Nosiree.

  38. tgdda says:

    Ask her why she moaned.

  39. Lunar-tic says:

    Admit to giving her the chatbox pill

  40. Ftpo says:

    “Accidently” liquify her robes.

  41. Marka says:

    I third Hydrowolfy.

  42. Piotyr says:

    I second prodding face with twig.

  43. Chaotick says:

    Tell her she looks a lot more… human than undead now.

  44. Antipope says:

    Ask for reimbursement on the chatbox pill

  45. Dreadclaw says:

    Point and laugh at her total lack of undeadness.

  46. Tappipappa says:

    Be nice to Jane from this point on.

  47. someone says:

    did you change this so that James has a black eye now?

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