Read the sign. No matter what it says, pretend to be unable to understand it.
No pretending required. You have no idea how the hell humans decided to use this idiotic language. It’s going to take you an hour to decipher this cryptic code.
What do you do?
Enter the cave.
Scratch the sign until it’s indecipherable and then head inside.
enter the cave yelling “Joshua?”
throw techy inside the cave, might be dangerous
Roll Jane in to test for traps.
Have Techy use his pickaxe to engrave a dwarvish and elvish translation below the sign.
Ask Jane.
Park your walrus in front of the cave.
Have someone else decipher the code.
wait, isn´t there a cheap movie with his name? there must!
Stroll in like you own the place.
Park your trusty walrus in front of the cave and head inside! Trust fate to decide whether you find joshua or a nice place to get your mana bar back.
Critique the writing.
Pretend you understood it, and gloat about it to your party.
Park Ray in front of the cave.
Chisel “OK” underneath the message.
I second Brian, I mean, what harm is there parking a walrus in front of a cave?
Enter Cave
Enter the Cave and poke the first person you see in it
Roll Jane into the cave and hope you dun get a gutter ball.
Techy’s been pretty useless lately. Throw him into the cave to make sure it’s safe.
roll jane in and see if she comes back with a restored body
Enter the cave like the King you are
OR
Call out “Marco”
cast vegetate on the cryptic words
Find the door bell.
Ignore this incomprehensible trash and go in.
(Leaving anything that transports you in front of the cave, of course!)
Have Techy keel the sign and move on.
Shrug and go in.