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Been a while

Fail to remeber who he is, and pretend you’ve been friends forever.

Finally something you can manage. Sadly this character who you probably should remember is not so friendly. Perhaps he is in his…how do humans call it…period?

Meanwhile, a few meters away, a half-demon and a tiefling are having a reunion.

What do you do?

46 Suggestions for “Been a while”

  1. a says:

    Deny that you ever broke the man and have a civil debate with him.

  2. PHANTOM says:

    Realize that Deblin is BALD.

  3. Rae says:

    Attempt to Comfort the human, hug him.

    Deblin: Calmly explain that you have been re-banned from Hell.

  4. Gl1tch says:

    Strife!

  5. srdudeman says:

    sing a song about making up and becoming friends
    or
    realize techy is behind you and wants to rejoin your party

  6. Uoteau says:

    Find a barrel and roll over it for no obvious reason.

  7. The Man says:

    RUN

  8. The Man says:

    or pay him off

  9. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Can’t you just confuzzle him again?

  10. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Allow him to have a period by casting sex change.

  11. Vengroe says:

    Offer the bandit leader the Pierced Garden Guild Robes.

  12. Chimaera says:

    Next

  13. HORKAK says:

    stab bandit leader

  14. Edwardius says:

    Punch the artist in the face for drawing tiefling wrong.

  15. Chowder says:

    Ruin his life again to cancel out the first time. That’s how it works, right?

  16. Alex says:

    Hug it out

    or

    Wait for the bandit to start his rant. All revenge obsessed shadows from the past love to rant about their life, hatred, days of plotting, blah blah blah…

    or

    Try to guess his name.

  17. carl says:

    Use: persuasion!

  18. pieman170 says:

    whistle (at the trudy)

  19. ChaoticBrain says:

    Tell him that he and his clan deserved it for terrorizing and killing countless innocent lives with his banditry before you showed up.

  20. zlith says:

    I second phantom…the first post…yeah.

  21. Koyal says:

    Totally ignore the human, go check deblin, maybe saying “Hey Deblin, who is the hot shark-chick?”.
    or
    Notice the simbol in his tabard is the same on that card you have, then remember he is the bandit leader from when you met Deblin.
    or
    Notice the simbol in his tabard is the same on that card you have, then say “Ohhh you work on a cassino?”.

  22. K17U says:

    You didn’t dance around for quite some while.
    Loosen up the situation with some of your fancy moves.

  23. Shadow says:

    Talk your way out of this mess.

  24. Djorin Fa says:

    Offer both the human and the tiefling to join your party. Ruin both of their lives!

  25. Gir says:

    Use persuasion to make the bandit leader killing himself!… Let’s keep the tiefling…

  26. JamestheElf says:

    Save Deblin’s life by telling Trudy that he couldn’t visit because he was banned… and still is!

  27. NightFlame says:

    Punch him in the stomach

  28. Marka says:

    I agree with PHANTOM!

  29. Volpe says:

    Ask this guy you’ve never met if he needs a new tampon or something.

  30. Niriw says:

    Persuade him to join your party, he’s a bandit his INT shouldn’t be that high

    OR

    Remember who he is, and try to convince him to stand back because your party is just around the corner

  31. HORKAK says:

    wait what happend ro the real elven ambasitor

  32. Chaotick says:

    He’s level 20, more than likely his int is still higher than yours.

    Give him back his loot and go help Deblin.

  33. tgdda says:

    Ask him to clarify by stating his: Full name, Occupation, Intelligence, Weakness, elf tears he has on his person and how you ruined his life.

  34. emperorexposition says:

    TRADE PLACES

  35. Proper Gentleman says:

    Apologize.

  36. Vayne Rumar says:

    Convince him that you are the only surviving member of the bandits; when the adventurers turned invisible, you knocked out their mage and took his place.

    Having successfully murdered the rest of the party, you tracked down your leader to return Drebin. You have the card, robes, and dagger to prove it!

  37. Vuanaunt says:

    “Use: persuasion!”

    Or

    “Cast: sex change”

  38. Greetz says:

    Imagine what Ray would do in a situation like this. He is a bard and must have a great charisma score and you have a great imagination, no problem!

  39. Danny says:

    Liquify the bandit’s rubbish beard. he needs to shave badly.

  40. TJ says:

    Compliment the man on his shiney hair. There. Problem solved. Can we move on now?

  41. LastCopTe says:

    Tell the bandit to move on in his life, and then go ask the thiefling to join your party. Surely that could get interesting :P

  42. Ixtey says:

    Ask the bandit if he is on his “period”.

  43. mahta says:

    Mention that Deblin did try and visit, but got banned from hell before he could, while completely ignoring the bandit

  44. me123 says:

    Ask him what you did to ruin his life.

  45. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    Second mahta

  46. pseudoname says:

    well he could find it but not her corner. also he was banned for several years. so theres that.

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